Jaxtondort85

class of 85, divorced, John Bell enthusiast

[Jaxtondort85 @jaxtondort85]

Since 2022-
Sugar Bowl appearance 2022
Baseball national championship 2022
Peach bowl victory 2023
Sweet sixteen appearance 2025
CFP semifinals (quarterfinals instant classic over UGA) 2025
Omaha 2026
Never a better time than now to be a Rebel

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@LaMannschaft @40AcresBEVO Yes

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When did everyone on this app become the worst?

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We have to either like Bad Bunny or Kid Rock?

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@Cauble Using the word collab to express Kiffins coaching tenures could not be more accurate.

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@PowerHourLSU Guys a stud and yall are gonna be glad to have him but a tipped ball int that falls right in front of you is not ridiculous 😂

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Uhhhhhhhhhh Will Echols???

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@BoodaCheese U slipped into irrelevance. Fatass

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@ihatebbls Out of all clips of lsu receivers out there you chose this gay ass bullshit? 😂😂

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If you are paying anyone on this defense other than maybe Perk more than Tj Dottery and anyone other than a QB or Lacy more than Cayden Lee that’s misappropriation of funds. Two guys that have really seemed to embrace who we are

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Give Dottery the money. What are we doing

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@DuragRebel

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@MissinKiffin Bro did you just post a photo of another mans bulge on Instagram as a man to talk shit?

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Least portal entries in the sec, cfp semifinals, not getting raped by Indiana, top 10 portal class, former coach has no qb or offensive line, in state rival is a bottom feeder. Only thing to be sad about is how miserable the ncaa is as an organization.

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@msudawg04 If state isn’t a bottom feeder who is? Someone’s gotta be

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If you are a QB with one season of eligibility left and are thinking of signing with Lane Kiffin and LSU, you should look at the story of Spencer Sanders.

We had our QB in Jaxson Dart and everyone knew it. He recruited Spencer for his last year and told him God knows what to get him there. He burned his last year of eligibility sitting on the bench after winning the Big 12 the previous year.

Don’t make the mistake of trusting him unless you have no aspirations to go to the NFL and just want a payday now.

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@Prxphiit @Jayxce @olemisscfcbrave Most literate fucker in Louisiana right here

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@Jayxce @olemisscfcbrave I’d say your entire offensive line with no line commits is tough to hear 😂

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@MissinKiffin “Just so LSU wouldn’t get them” I can think of at least 13 reasons why we’d want to retain these guys other than keeping them out of the shitty state of Louisiana

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Can we talk about how fucking weird it is that Kiffin told Harlem Berry that Kewan was coming (per Berry himself) and also leaked a phone call of him and his sons 16 year old friends claiming the same thing?