John

A proud American and Libtard raised in Texas. Howard Stern fan since 1990

[John @jay1136]

@LeiaMarieG Wow beautiful!. My 30th is this year too

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

every time you get goosebumps, a dick pic has flown thru u from one phone to another

[John @jay1136]

I’ve never felt more alone in my entire life than I do right now

[ray waters @tumimnta]

no one:

not a single soul:

i can guarantee you no one:

me overthinking:
https://t.co/VXBIAKMemW

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Car Stuff: When you pull this car out.. You just gotta take a picture.. #720s

[H. @omw2innisfree]

My friend’s dog, Max, finally caught its tail, and then didn’t know what to do with itself anymore.

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Antes muerta que sencilla.😂

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

My husband and I are testing the strength of our marriage by working on a 1,000 piece puzzle together. Your words of encouragement would be appreciated during this trying time.

[John @jay1136]

@ArtIsMyPorn Nooooooooo!

[John @jay1136]

@MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

NFL fans are so excited to see #RobertKrafts Rub & Tug Video, Why?
Patriots Fan or Patriots Haters should have ZERO interest in watching
Old Man Kraft in the Rub & Tug spot.

New @iamrapaport breaks this down in disgusting detail here:

https://t.co/miHUOBvAqJ

[John @jay1136]

@JackPosobiec Bernie Sanders had her removed or Bernie’s people?

[John @jay1136]

@Kbrizz1 My opinion probably doesn’t matter to you but I think you look great! 👍

[John @jay1136]

@AnnaMovie I’ll watch it

[John @jay1136]

@Michelle_T_MFC I’m so sorry to hear that

[John @jay1136]

@Michelle_T_MFC You’re sick again?!!

[John @jay1136]

@maddow I miss you Rachel

[John @jay1136]

@JulieSnark #truth

[Grand Prairie Animal Services & Adoption Center @GPAS_TX]

It’s Senior Dog Wednesday and we’re shining out spotlight on Goldie! At an estimated 10 years old, Goldie has seen it all! Now, she’s ready to settle down and watch the clouds roll by. If you're looking for a dream chasing, pool loving girl then we’ve found the perfect match.