Jay85127

[Brendan May @bmay]

Congratulations to Sebastian Sawe for running the entire London Marathon in less time than it took Russell Brand to tell @piersmorgan his favourite Bible verse.

[Poppy 💗 @Poppynzach]

Every readhead needs a blondie 👑🩷 @beckymil1

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

The Chinese delivery bloke from DHGate trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake England shirts

[Jay85127 @jay85127]

@miss_jadeyxx @mythkillla Do what I want kid

[Jay85127 @jay85127]

@mythkillla @miss_jadeyxx Oh wow 👀🤣 that’s game, set and match 🤣🤣💪

[Jay85127 @jay85127]

@gunnarjo614 @Cody_Evansx Hardest bloke in the UK apparently 🤣🤣

[Fat Peach 🍑 NO PPV @FatPeachx]

He eventually came to his senses though… 🥵🤭

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

My wife just asked if I'd seen the dog bowl.

I said "To be honest, I didn't even know he played cricket."

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Wait, Carlos Tevez has a full UK Accent 😳

[Ballot News @ArsenalBallots]

Thought Kai Havertz scoring would be the best thing I watch tonight but here’s John Terry recording himself thinking Chelsea will score only for Kai to win it. In his full Chelsea tracksuit ahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

[Jodie Lawson 🍑 @bigbootyOF]

Would you like to eat me from behind?

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

You should cover your C-section scar and go watch Paw Patrol with your kids.

[. @_daniiellla]

didn’t you shag your daughters best mate while your wife was battling cancer?

[#EUROPALEAGUEWINNERS @AlobaBoom]

"What do you do for work mate?"
"Ah i run angryginge updates lad"

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This young Crystal Palace fan took a penalty kick against the club's mascot at half-time, while being booed by the Brighton fans. 🦅

When he scored, he dedicated it to the entire fanbase - SENSATIONAL STUFF. 🤣

[El B 🌻 no ppv 🌻 @macbuffontop]

wataa

[Jay85127 @jay85127]

@iamtomskinner

[Football Away Days @AwayDays_]

A Crystal Palace fan holding up the Liverpool team bus after the final whistle today…

Unreal shithousery 🤣

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

I am firmly opposed to @Keir_Starmer’s digital ID cards.

It will make no difference to illegal immigration, but it will be used to control and penalise the rest of us.

The state should never have this much power.

[Jay85127 @jay85127]

@iamtomskinner