Jay Walker

Vaguely informed attempts at social commentary on occasion...

[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

That's not a knitted mask of Greg's face, @Isysuttie.

That's the mask a serial killer would wear!

#Taskmaster
@taskmaster

[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Yes, ok, technically that wasn't great from Graeme Hall - his arms needed to be better, he was out of time, it looked a bit clunky in places - but, dear goodness, he enjoyed that salsa, and meant we as an audience could enjoy it too! 😄

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Watching #Strictly on a big delay this week.

Tabby's samba was very good - arms could have been a bit better in places, but attacked the dance well, gave it a bit of umpf.

I really liked it.

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

He's still quite stiff and stilted, but that was FAR better from Shaun Wright-Phillips this week - it flowed better, he was in sync with Alexis for the majority of it, and there were some great moments.

I really enjoyed that!

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Hi @iamjohnoliver/@LastWeekTonight,

If we want to get rid of Liberty Biberty, surely the best and quickest way would be to point out that it's clearly infringing on @RaisioPlc's copyright for The Honey Monster?

#LibertyBiberty
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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

I do like Graeme Hall, and he needs to stay in the competition, but that jive was NOT his best.

It felt very sedate for a jive.

To use the car metaphor, he didn't ever get out of second gear.

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Watching #Strictly on a delay.

I want Shaun Wright-Phillips to do well - I can see he's REALLY trying - but that quickstep was very bad. Plodding even, and mistake-ridden.

P.S. Will's waltz was very nice. Lovely vibe. Simple, yes, but graceful.

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

I'd have liked Dani Dyer's tango to have a bit more umpf and drive, but it was pretty good.

I was sceptical when it was announced last week, but thought the music choice worked quite well too.

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

@lame12121212 'Everything in moderation', yes.

And I 100% do enjoy the occasional piece of cake, ice cream in summer, etc.

Rice is a staple food though - if I'm going to eat it, I'd much rather have the more nutrient-rich, less-processed brown version.

[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Why have UK supermarkets stopped selling plain brown rice?

@asda; why is brown basmati rice costing £3.46 now the only option for people who don't want ultra-processed white rice.

@AldiUK ; why do you only sell white rice now?

[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

@lame12121212 Well, firstly, maybe I just prefer brown rice given it's more nutrient-rich and higher in fibre.

Secondly, UPFs have been shown to be linked to multiple adverse health outcomes... https://t.co/8iuNErsiAU

[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

@CharlieSimmurn Chill out - it's a reasonable question to ask why they aren't stocking something so basic.

And, hey, at least I don't apparently spend my days tweeting snide comments to other people's tweets.

Which is all your Twitter posts consist of.

In short; You're a dick.

[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Shaun Wright-Phillips is clearly trying to do the routine Alexis has taught him perfectly.

Lot of respect for that.

Needs to be looser though. Have fun, and if he makes a mistake, so be it because having fun will make a better dance overall.

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Oh, that was lovely!

Graeme is the best through the first two weeks.

#TheDogfather
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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Bethany is a very good dancer, and it's a good partnership with Nancy, but I have to agree with Shirley; that was NOT a paso doble.

None of the shaping or the expected lines. It's supposed to be bull vs matador. None of that was there.

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

You're asking a lot of the celebrity to expect them to do a Charleston in Week 2.

It wasn't terrible though - Dame Sarah Storey was a tad out of sync with Julian at times, but otherwise good.

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[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

Watching #Strictly on a delay.

John Nellis's routine is why #SCD shouldn't do Couples Choice so early in the process.

There was A LOT of filler, and what dancing there was wasn't smooth, it didn't flow.

Disappointing after what was a good Week 1 routine.

#StrictlyComeDancing

[Jay Walker @jayBwalker]

On a similar note, Delta Goodrem's American Smooth was one that maybe came too early in the process.

Was good, but would be much better if she'd done it in a later week.

Also, Delta is wonderfully tall, so her arm and leg lines are great.

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