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Sports, LFC and Shitposting.

[🪤 @jay__ded]

@randgroup 45 years to fill?
Try harder guys, you might be able to make it sound more dramatic I'm sure

[Sarthak Sidhant @sidhant_sarthak]

@cbseindia29 @EduMinOfIndia @PIB_Edu @PIB_India @AkashvaniAIR @airnewsalerts @DDNewslive @dpradhanbjp @sanjayjavin Can u please extend the deadline please because i was busy this week exposing you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: You're watching a movie on a bright day with the window open

[Mr. Credible 💳 @mistercredible]

credit card influencers on instagram

[🪤 @jay__ded]

@uff_meri_adaa Happy to help!

[liz 🫧 @L1fafaforSale]

Aarav: I have no personal attachment to CJP. I will support any party that raises my issues. I haven't come for CJP. I have come for Dharmendra Pradhan's resignation. My issues are not Hindu-Muslim. My issues are education, healthcare, etc

[🪤 @jay__ded]

the intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary 😮‍💨

[🪤 @jay__ded]

People are reading Prajakta Koli and expect us to take them seriously. 😮‍💨

[🪤 @jay__ded]

@omkarlad211 Rate it

[🪤 @jay__ded]

Everyone going gaga over this movie feels like such a psych-op.

https://t.co/Z0wx1ayyaU

[Aayush Mishra @aayushmightdoit]

Same driver on rapido and uber. Respect the hustle

[🪤 @jay__ded]

The last time by Taylor Swift and Gary lightbody

[Janhavi @artoverasters]

What’s the last song you listened to?

[🪤 @jay__ded]

Is it शुभ if you see a rainbow in pride month?

[🪤 @jay__ded]

What's the female equivalent of "unc" ?

[S🕊️🇸🇪 @8bdrssss]

Players across Opta’s top 20 leagues who average more defensive contributions per 90 than Kylian Mbappé:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Premier League — 336/336
🇩🇪 Bundesliga — 297/297
🇪🇸 La Liga — 343/343
🇮🇹 Serie A — 338/338
🇫🇷 Ligue 1 — 280/280
🇧🇷 Série A — 330/330
🇧🇪 Pro League — 240/240
🇵🇹 Primeira Liga — 288/288
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Championship — 369/369
🇦🇷 Primera División — 442/442
🇩🇰 Superliga — 193/193
🇵🇱 Ekstraklasa — 285/285
🇳🇴 Eliteserien — 261/261
🇭🇷 HNL — 152/152
🇹🇷 Süper Lig — 292/292
🇪🇨 LigaPro — 270/271
🇨🇴 Primera A — 316/316
🇳🇱 Eredivisie — 292/292
🇵🇾 Primera División — 205/205
🇺🇸 MLS — 514/514

Total — 6,043/6,044

[🪤 @jay__ded]

@AmeerHuBc @jokebazz Tab bhi Shastri tha?

[thandi beer @dnfslvtt]

playing baraf paani is a lost art

[🪤 @jay__ded]

It's Saka's fault for not creating 😭😭
Not Arteta's for asking the team to defend defend defend

[Thereal21Arsenal @AFClocomotion]

Strong season from the boys. They can be proud #Arsenal

A few important observations:

- Arteta introduced MLS too late to the team and alsmost killed our season with it.
- Trossard, Saka, Odegaard all need to be replaced this summer. They are not taking us to the next level.

[🪤 @jay__ded]

Arsenal fans cribbing about set-play goal haha

[ً͏ @odqaard]

The best attack in the world couldn’t score a single open-play goal against the worst ‘Premier League champions’. That cheating oil club has to be the most overrated team I’ve ever seen. They’re lucky they play in a league nobody cares about