Jordyn Foster

i just want my cats to live the good life

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit lol

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

And honestly wtf even is pudding

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

I didn’t even know but I’m a pudding person

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

And we just got delayed again. Awesome.

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

I have been stuck in the Denver airport now for 7 hours and will get 2 hours of sleep before my meeting tomorrow. Thanks @united 😭

[Harriet Marsden is harriet1marsden on Threads @harriet1marsden]

I’m only 30 which means I’ve danced to Mr Brightside at weddings more times than I’ve ever had a pay rise

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

@kay_manders Okay you got an lol from me 😂

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

Why do I even edit photos if people add Instagram filters to them for the love of god

[SamChams🔅 @SAMCHAMS]

Hey guys❤️ please give this a read. my brother @JakeChams needs us now more than ever https://t.co/FQEGeREAfL

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

@aaron_dav1s you are very good at that

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

Hey @SpiritAirlines the flight attendant doing announcements on flight 216 from PDX to Vegas deserves a raise 😊

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

@dog_rates @tjsanford21

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

The fact that I am now a person who wakes up a 6 AM to “beat the crowd” at Home Depot on a Saturday both delights and disturbs me

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

There is no serotonin like what you get by mowing your grass at 8 am on a Sunday morning

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

A millennial husband in his natural habitat: eating cheese puffs with chopsticks & watching jeopardy

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

Please don’t ever reference me as “work wife”. I’m barely @aaron_dav1s’s regular wife. I’m just your boss. Thank you. 🥴 #minirant

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

What do you do when someone steals your window seat and you already want to cry asking for a me

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

Anybody else have a person in their circle that makes you feel the need to mediate or take a shot every time you get an email from them? No? Just me?

[Jordyn Foster @jay__fos]

Apparently outlook is policing my “overused” office BS expressions now. #calledout 🤨