Matt Damon

amateur hockey player, amateur race car driver, and loner

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@GovPritzker Are you high?!?

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

waiting for 4:30pm like:

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

For being the “best” player in the league mcdavid sure acts like a little bitch…and then cries when he takes a penalty fucking pussy…#gokingsgo

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

Dear @nhl when did you become so soft? Some of these calls this year are pathetic

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

how we sleepin' tonite

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

If I’m Florida I’m taking runs at mcdavid the rest of this game…fuck the oilers bunch of fucking pussies #StanleyCup #fucktheoilers #usa

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

😂😂😂

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Rob Schneider just offended the WHOLE woke crowd with this joke.. 🤣🤣

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@TeamCoco @ConanOBrien listening to the #conanandjordanshow and this Jordan character can’t actually be real…he’s gotta be a robot or an alien, nobody can have this many random ways of saying words differently/obscure takes 😂

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

😂😂😂

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Joel Embiid is out 2-3 weeks after watching this hit by Brady Tkachuk

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@JacksonPinchot @CHGO_Blackhawks

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

This…absolute clown show…#fuckthenfl #boycottsuperbowl #hopenobodywins

[Slaw @JakeSlawetsky]

As a lifelong diehard football fan, this hurt more than watching my own team lose. Never seen a game so clearly rigged in my life. I’d rather watch my rival earn a ring fairly than watch any team be gifted a free one. It’s ruining the league 😪
#boycottsuperbowl #rigged

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@NHLBlackhawks I used to celebrate but now I can’t cause you fucks cant get your shit together and come to terms with Xfinity

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

herbo special 🫡

like + repost to win

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@NHLBlackhawks @espn @WGNRadio @FanDuel Hopefully they don’t blackout this game too ….#fuckchsn

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@EndWokeness ….what?

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

This team is an absolute joke…you guys trying to go back to back in setting record loses?! #getzistrash #jerryistrash #selltheteam if only they weren’t so cheap…sale, rodon, cease, kopeck, crochet, with Hendricks on the back end could of been a thing…

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

The #WhiteSox have acquired C Kyle Teel, OF Braden Montgomery, INF Chase Meidroth and RHP Wikelman González from the Boston Red Sox in exchange for LHP Garrett Crochet.

All 4 players are rated by https://t.co/JcyGHUs2CX among the Top 15 prospects in the Red Sox organization.

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@rhauck86 @The_Kyle_Mann The guy was a real winner…he played stupid games and finally won the prize he deserved

[Matt Damon @jay_are2991]

@BenPopeCST Will @CHSN__ block that national game out too?!?