Paul Scholes: “What are United doing? There must be something going on behind the scenes. They’ve got Champions League to play. They’ve got to start doing some business soon. They probably need 3 midfield players.” [@goodbadftblpod] #MUFC
All those "I know best" football thinkers telling us that it made sense not to take Trent AA , as *he can't defend*. Yeah. As opposed to this lot, who look fucking watertight.
@MrJamesMay I make that around 30,000 pints. So it’s a small fraction. Back of the envelope - you’ve drunk around 70 thousand cubic light seconds worth of the Universe.
Dear Prof. Cox,
If I have drunk, on average, 12 pints of bitter per week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass has passed through my penis?