Jay

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

Gave her the ick by sharing my dreams and aspirations

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@jonusrnm23732 @studiopillboy Hell of a sentence, boss

[pillboy @studiopillboy]

He felt his skin falling off the bones

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@Prisonmitch Oscar De La Goyim

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

there’s something sinister going on in new jersey

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@mooseincrisis Oh shit

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

for your penis, dick, and balls (2), you fucking moron

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@SillyBWoman They give it to you when you get shit canned at work

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@HorrorCarnival

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@ledytoss In conclusion, I belive that we are all the “One”.

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@loganreever You will get spam mail and email for the next 6-9 months

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing. I’ll go, Matcha 🤢

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@Yeah__Penguin Call that pulled pork

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@tonyhawktruther Broccoli

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

Shoutout to all the divorced dads

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@jake769ww Scumbag

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Mark Whalberg successfully beating the terrorists to death on the 9/11 flight, commandeering the cockpit and immediately flying it right into a Vietnamese community center

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@HughGriffin2 This is the type of shit your trip sitter pulls out

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

I wish there was a way I could send laughing emojis at a seller on Trulia

[Jay @jay_ceeze]

@nocontextmemes That’s a horrible present