jay cole

Total dilettante in so many fields. Beer, boats, beer, antiques, beer, lighting, beer, archaeology, beer, anime, beer and myriad other things.

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@uk_dhl Nice of them to include the location in the email when they dodge any actual attempts at delivery!
@Wayfair why do you use these clowns?

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

Typical @uk_dhl cock-up!
Already a day late, now apparently I have to rearrange my delivery because there was nobody in.
Of course, that ignores the fact that there is someone in and the address the delivery was attempted at is a couple miles from our place!

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@price___action @anon_opin Yet another twat who doesn't live here, telling me I live in a 3rd world country?
Doesn't look that way from my window, and I would rather pay a few fraudsters to make sure the properly needy are looked after, than penalise all of the needy to get at a few fraudsters.

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@fesshole "Please check your change, as mistakes cannot be rectified after you have left the premises".
You would hope that works both ways 😁

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 "Of course I'm the real Frankie Howerd, who else could get away with riding a sheep around the country??"

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 Merdè

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@allaircooledvws Not enough!

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 Look, it's not big and it's not clever.
Where's my flippin' VW's???

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 "I'm sorry, but your father is lying. That is not a proper narrowboat and this is definitely not a Volkswagen!"

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 BUS!!!!

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@Volkswagen4ever The Vieweghaus in the background is a museum now

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 Choices, choices......not! I'll take 'em both, please!

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

#thenook

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

Don't look at us like we don't belong. You didn't invent the music, we stole it from our parents. We're going to pass it on to you, to pass on to your kids. So they can look at you like you don't belong x 😜

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 Fastback, please.
Makes a change from the usual beetles and buses 😁

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 To be fair, I've bought worse and driven them home 🤫

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 'Ave a guess

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 I'm surprised you even needed to ask.

[jay cole @jay_cole67]

@GeorgeCochrane1 Type 2, type 3, all the air-cooled.
Mine, I tell you!