Leo Messi on Enzo Fernandez’s post after he retired from National Team in 2016:
“I saw Enzo's message, it's amazing, I'm grateful for all the love from the beginning.” @TV_Publica 🗣️🇦🇷
How Foreigners go on a vacation:
Informs at the office.
Sets Out of Office on e-mail.
And they Leave.
How We go on a vacation:
Applies for leaves 2 months in advance.
Begs for leaves a week before the trip.
Finishes 6 months of work before leaving.
Informs everyone what is kept where.
Makes up sh*t like "I won't have access to internet"
Sets Out-of-Office mailer.
Stays on call up until flight take-off.
Lands & immediately gets a call from the Manager.
Explains the phone was not reachable because he was on the flight.
Hears "TOH KAUNSA TUM PLANE KHUD UDA RAHE THE. PHONE TOH ON RAKHA KARO."
I really wanna see a movie where the main character is Scaloni. His story is actually insane and I bet he had to go through some big difficulties we don’t even know about. It’s not a coincidence he celebrated like this.