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🌽.. 🎹🎸⭕️🌵. goose. Chelsea ⭐️⭐️. Clemson. 🌽.

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@IsaacAFC_ @TrollFootball I saw fellaini and immediately said “bald team is winning”

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@matty_b0nes I still can’t stop watching this goal

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@poorgrlrichcity Oh no! Did you lose your job? Or are you just at the end of a project/contract? Either way, pulling for you to get something awesome again!

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@TheGooseCO I thought that happened a while ago, I left and came back b/c it was dead over there. Maybe the mass migration finally happened

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@Bob_Sessions This is why I didn’t text you “hi Bobby” as I drove past you place. I knew you weren’t home

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@YelahElyk I didn’t know Kenny Powers was a Sax player

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Lowercase t

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🐺🌕

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Yall, @BigMeezzy called this, I’ve got the receipts

[Phish: From The Road @Phish_FTR]

SET ONE: Box of Rain

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I once again have the colts anthem stuck in my head

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@SeeSilverLaugh What is “Hunting for loons on Long Island?“

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@hanc247 This is true. Come meet me at LGA tomorrow

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My arrival gate is next to my departure gate. How much better could it be for a late night flight?

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Okay but the real question is who will
Mind the store when Kyle is out of town?

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Canada’s customs is so quick.

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@Bob_Sessions @bpet333 I can’t be at the party, so I venmo’d you instead

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How many times did you say “oh shut up Dee” during college game day broadcast today?

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Part of it is def lack of sleep, I’m sure. But the other part is just the pure absurdity of it.

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I’m not sure why, but these made me burst out laughing in the grocery store this morning.

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