I'm convinced no one reads my posts so now I can basically say whatever I want, even if it's horrifically evil and might cause a holy war across the nation.
The original version of Shrek 5 was the daughter going "oh my gosh!!! you're EMBARRASSING me, dad!!! Why do you have to be such a..." to which Shrek responds "GO AHEAD SAY IT, I have to be such an OGRE!!!" then she runs away and they make up blah blah blah the end. Rewrite time.