Sister Big Pants 👖

don't follow me. follow Jesus. | UH Alumna | 1908 💚💖|

[masc dl butch fem trade queen @YallQunt]

Tell me something….WHERE YO BOSS AT???

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

me using mind control to make you squint

[💎 | Carta @BadBitchCarta]

IT’S NOT THE DIAMONDS 💎 IT’S NOT THE PEARLS….. it’s just that IM THAT GORL!

[jp @jus10pr]

They brought donuts into work but I stuck with fruit and coffee

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

It could be worse. Imagine if chicken wings got contaminated. They'd hear my cries in Heaven.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me acting shocked everytime I receive my desires like I'm not blessed and highly favored

[thatadult @rianphin]

sorry for calling you dumb
maybe i meant stupid

[ᥫ᭡. @PMPCESSDIARY]

i apologize for the person i’m about to become when beyoncé drops actiii.

[lee @anthnyxyz]

Listening to Renaissance on the treadmill makes me forget where I am

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

how women's lives actually look like without men

[hw culture. @hwculture]

They were having the most genuine kii 😩

[۟ @headnavy]

More gestures that make you more elegant and feminine

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

Y’all wanna meet up for lunch & act like we’re on RHOA 😭 I’ma be Cynthia

[Chaun Davis @MrPopSoul]

This is another instance of OG’s not caring at all 😂 Whitney knew Monica stayed on go!

[The Brooke Ashley @thebrookeash]

RHOSLC and RHOP at the same time??

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

this might be me❤️

[Sentient Felicity (Kate R.) @AlaskanKate]

The girlboss leaving my body the second any maintenance light in my car comes on

[JazzyB9481 @JazzyB9481]

This is what Beyoncé concerts feel like to me

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

Social calendar filling up, I’m defrosting.