Accountant: “We accidentally paid you $4 million instead of $400,000.”
Employee: “You paid me $4 million?”
Accountant: “Yes. It was a payroll error. Please return the extra $3.6 million immediately.”
Employee: “I would love to, but I can’t.”
Accountant: “Why not?”
Employee: “Because I already transferred the money to a separate account.”
Accountant: “You moved $3.6 million in less than an hour?”
Employee: “Yes.”
Accountant: “Where?”
Employee: “To the account my lawyer gave me.”
Accountant: “Your lawyer?”
Employee: “Yes.”
Accountant: “Why did you call a lawyer over a payroll mistake?”
Employee: “Because I knew it wasn’t a mistake.”
Accountant: “What are you talking about?”
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