Jimmy

eyes wide open

[Jimmy @jay_higgins]

@celbananana “Hit ‘em with the Suplex!!!!”

[Jimmy @jay_higgins]

@celbananana “Watch out watch out watch out OHHHHH!!!!! RKO!!!!!”

[Jimmy @jay_higgins]

@celbananana Yes

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Dreams are just random screensavers your brain puts on so it doesn’t fully shut down

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Hollywood? I wish Holly wouldn’t

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Once you start, you never stop clapping

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Gorillas are vegetarian and they live in the jungle. They’re basically living in a big salad bowl

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I just had a whole existential crisis over deep fried milk

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Mantis from the hit movie series Kung Fu Panda is actually the wrong species of mantis. He should really be brown.

Do your research dreamworks

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But fuck it we ball!!!

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So is alcohol

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Oxygen is a strange concept, just sayin

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@celbananana No, no I don’t think you are

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Fun fact: dolphins use puffer fish to get high

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Why doesn’t head and shoulders have a body wash called knees and toes?

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You think the UFC announcer speaks like that when he’s doin the dirty?

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Where do you draw the line between self love and narcissism?

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It’s just arbitrary numbers that your uncle picked out…

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You’re pulling a fugazi on me!!!!