Eldest Millenial

your ego is not your amigo

[Dubloadz〄 @Dubloadz]

Finally some good news

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Am I doing this right?

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

Whole foods with the fresh porchetta #delimeat

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

Facebooks sending me notifications to donate to peoples cause for their birthday. Thats cool and all, I know sally was a good hoe, Sorry not sorry but 5 figures of debt is persuading me otherwise.

[diplo @diplo]

rt for good luck

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[Ricky Bobby @The_RickyBobby]

Told ya’ll!! But you wouldn’t listen!!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but…

Measure the circumference of your head in inches, then divide that number by Pi. That’s your Hat size.

Mathematically, your Hat size is the diameter of your head in inches if your head were a perfect sphere.

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

Its fucked learning the mechanical chemistry behind how the ozone layer is being depleted. So much to look forward to without an ozone layer

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

@julemillerr Come here ill bite your legs off

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Santa Knows Physics: Of all colors, Red light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

The world needs more happy endings.

[Dubloadz〄 @Dubloadz]

Was a Houseloadz kind of day today

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

@joerogan check this out joey boy https://t.co/Xi9dYD0y13

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

@Incredible_HULS

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

If Kanye keeps changing personalities, one of these days he is going to get stuck inbetween the two and be in limbo. He will walk into a glass door or something, have an epiphany, and then start acting like Rev Run

[Eldest Millenial @Jay_Lew52]

@DC_1022 Yeah, reddit. Just google “nfl team vs. team reddit stream”