salad

mayonnaise activist 1/3

[S⭐️ @shannoneashley]

west looks like honey boo boo’s daddy sugar bear #summerhouse

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[esther !! @de1usionalsag]

beating up the first white guy with a shitty mustache I see today #ForCiara

[Blake Krass @BlakeyLocks]

If Andy Cohen cut some deals and got Paige DeSorbo and Lindsay Hubbard on Watch What Happens Live tonight, the ratings would outperform the Super Bowl

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

They should let her have a gun

[olivia b @heyoliviaaaaa]

I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse

[salad @pukeNsally]

@myneckmypat No fucking way holy

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 16 dnf @waywoodceo]

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Everybody roasting Maura but unfortunately for myself if Rob walked in wearing his finest overalls he would’ve been able to play me like a fiddle too

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

my virginity growing back

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

"Peace up, A town"

7th grade me:

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

if I went on survivor I’d tell everyone if they vote me out I’ll kill myself

[clare @sadderlizards]

how i look when i’m talking about my interests

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

asking the dentist to euthanize me

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

for christmas i’d like to figure it all out