Jay Michael Mullen

Actor 🎭.
Author 📖 (Dick Malone: The Man with an Ass for a Face)
Screenwriter 📝.
Software Engineer 💻.
MA in Screenwriting 📜.
Father ♂️.

[Jay Michael Mullen @jay_mullen]

My debut novel 'The Man with an Ass for a Face' is released July 2nd only on @amazon

Accepting Kindle pre orders now.

Paperback and hardback available July 2nd.

#debutnovel #noir #buymybook #amazon

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@doomcock @60Minutes It's not going to bomb, let's be serious for a second.

Plus The Odyssey is mythology, not a historical documentary. So who cares about the diversity of the casting?

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@DiscussingFilm Or they only watch the colour version and never revisit it in any other medium.

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@iam_jlc He puts the No in snowman

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@iam_jlc What are you thoughts on the A-Team movie?

Personally, I enjoyed it and would have liked to have seen more. Of course, nothing beats the show!

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@iam_jlc 🎵Got a license to kilt🎵

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@RealDeanCain Never thought I'd hear Dean Cain say 'Bell end', but I'm here for it!

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So @DisneyPlus have disconnected my account from the TV as its not part of the household despite being in my house. If they won't let me use my subscription, all I can do is cancel my subscription. Appalling.

#cancelDisney

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@thecriticalnerd @TheCriticalDri2 This is exactly right!

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@IGNUKDeals It's pretty much all tat

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@RealDeanCain It's not. They wore them last year too. Math joke apparently.

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@007 An underrated Bond and the movies were just ahead of their time.

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Got fired cos it's sexist to get a photo with a famous female singer. They’d have got promoted if it were Sam Smith… mind you, they’d deserve it for putting up with Sam Smith.

BBC News - Police officers win payout over Tallia Storm picture
https://t.co/1VrUJQqJgW

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@TeamAsda27148 You can contact me at [email protected]

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Really poor 'fresh' produce on my @asda shop. Furry fuzzy cucumbers, rotten nectarines and split open clementines.

Enough to make you sick.

I got a refund but come on!

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@RealDeanCain I thought it was going to be terrible and I really enjoyed it. It's a bit overloaded, but I still really liked it.

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@RealDeanCain I don't wanna date you but you're my 2nd favourite Superman of all time! Reeve will always have the top spot!

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@scope Maybe you'd have more luck collecting money if your canvassers didn't scratch up people's doors by banging their phones off them, especially when there's quite clearly a video doorbell right there! If anyone should be collecting money, it's me for the damage to my door.

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@RealDeanCain Just saw the trailer for Little Angels. I hope it makes it's way across the pond as I think my daughter would love to see this at the cinema.

Congratulations on your feature debut as writer, actor and director.

You're super, man!

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@seanbwparker @rickygervais It probably just says 'Ricky Gervais'.