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at home drawing

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

fictional men or irl celebrities?

why not both?

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

Friend whos entire thing is saying perverted shit constantly: Guys i think im asexual

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

may this love find me…

[✨ @abolishcxps]

they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

I didn’t realize people were this excited over america turning 250, especially under THIS current administration…

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

my boss keeps complimenting me on my work ethic but I can’t tell him that I’m traumatized by my mom instilling in me that my best is never good enough LMAO

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

me when I’m scared to set boundaries because I’m afraid of people thinking I’m too high maintenance 😃

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

I got to totally pig out. sleep in, eat late, draw, snack on chips, chocolate caramels, and mangoes, take a nap, make popsicles, and just totally zone out mentally. it was awesome.

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

not saying they’re better now, but having a day off after working feels that much sweeter.

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

I’m just too committed to the bit

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[Clown Town 🍉 @boohoobozo]

@swantail Realized recently that the opposite is true as well. Plenty of times I thought a man was joking, he was actually just stupid

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

You know planktons real fucked up cause sponge did his verse the F.U.N. song and passed the mic and plankton immediately started describing a Hiroshima situation

[jackie trackmarx @jackietrackmarx]

as I walked by a group of teenagers, one of them said to the others "remember that time u stuck ur finger in my butthole." it caught me off guard and I burst out laughing, and when I turned back to look at them they all cheered and laughed that they got me, and I laughed too

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

people who overexplain themselves were probably accused of lying a lot as kids

[˗ˏˋ jay ˎˊ˗ @jay_ramblin]

imagine being high and seeing this shit

[kristen❤️‍🔥 @marveloustune]

guys, gals and nonbinary pals, feast your eyes on this beautiful specimen

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada is a legal immigrant. His wife got arrested at an ICE protest in Texas. Daniel moved a box of antifascist zines after she called him.

He was convicted on terrorism charges & given 30 years in prison. His wife was given 50.

This is not my country.

[ren ⚢ 🤎 @guarddogstud]

in highschool when my class found out i was a lesbian they didn't want to let me into the locker room with them during gym class so i said really loud "you guys are acting like you aren't all hideous" and then they all got mad at me for calling them ugly and called me mean????

[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun

[J🦑🌅 @SumerianEunuch]

I wore mine for a month then realized I had to wear them for the rest of my life and never touched them again

[annie @annieereadss]

how anyone prefers the heat over the cold is absolutely baffling to me