Jay🫧

[Bossy, PD 💨 @Bossy___]

imagine you wake up and have no lights, no problem. Enter the bath house taps are not flowing. Vim. Manage enter car, roads no good and you have an accident. Enter hospital, you no get bed. Finally get bed health insurance no dey work. wonderful nation.

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

You try to blend in with rich kids and they suggest the next pool party will be at your house

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[j64th @literallymej]

keeping a low profile until life makes sense again

[twentyseven @11190000227171n]

i hate having nothing to say to someone i actually want to talk to

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Theon👽 @Dfwcyko]

New Trick unlocked 🔓😂

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Jeremiah Ainebyona @jerryjones99]

Can't wait for Arsenal to win the league, so I can go on LinkedIn and post about the power of patience and perseverance during hard times.

[Addz 🇯🇲 @Addz8_]

Arsenal will win the 2025/26 Champions league

[𝑪̌𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒆ᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

inside used to be punishment lmao