Swack Janson

I like space
❤ Atef

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You've all probably wondered what I've been doing during this period of inactivity. Observe, peasants.

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My Twitter has been compromised. I would never blabber about such nonsense. The real Jack Swanson talks about space and how much he hates his family. https://t.co/OWE8HnOEXQ

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Barbecue sauce on my titties

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The only way I can accept not being with Atef is if one of us ends up marrying Elon Musk

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If Emily thinks she can get between me and Atef, then she's in for a surprise

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The Spanish students at this school speak the worst Spanish. My drums can speak better Spanish than those dumbasses.

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Whoever the bastard is that's trying to take Chernobyl Centrifuge from me, better know that no one can survive the wrath of my space powers.

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Austria has given me the opportunity to show off my superior sex appeal.

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I can only keep one...

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About damn time people start caring about science

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Not only do I need space away from my family, but I need space away from this goddamn earth.

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@AtefAliii Happy birthday to my dearest friend. You will forever be in my heart, no matter how far we are from each other.

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@Carbarian God dammit

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I hate my jazz section. They're so damn annoying. If our guitar player is not at least somewhat decent, I will end everyone

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This could be us, but you're too busy being a down to earth asshead

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I hate Nelson so much. My life was just fine until he turned me into a somewhat decent person.

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I would enjoy pep band a lot more if we didn't play songs from the 2010s that the uncultured swine listen to

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Peter is my only brother even though I hate him

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Who the hell is Sam Swanson?