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There’s a sign at my hotel that says “dear guests” and I thought it said “dear ghosts”

The mages are tiiiiiired

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@intothecrevasse https://t.co/6VWYgA3iow

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The suite life of Shaq and kobe

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*to the tune of Eiffel 65’s blue about Matthew stafford*

Boo his wife
And boo his little children

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@the_cats_meowww This is hilarious thank you for sharing

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@THR Shut da fuck up

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I hate meeting new people. Like oh great now another guy knows I’m an idiot

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Every nerd has within them a capacity for great, great evil. That is why the jocks beat them up

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

Jeff Bezos in 1995 when his net worth was only $80k

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When somebody has Covid we should make them wear sandwich boards that say “I’m sick I’m sick I’m a sick little baby”

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Wanting sauce on our food is the thing that most separates man from beast

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Whoville kid rock: I can smell the grinch from a mile awaaayyyyy

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When I was a kid the stuff from stranger things happened to me too

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I’m a 50 year old heroin addict and my favorite band is sublime!

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Going back to Ancient Rome and inventing child gladiators and getting super rich

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All jobs should have a dugout like in baseball where you spend half of your shift just hanging out in a hole with your buddies

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@JerzyCharlie @DiscussingFilm What?

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The Pope Who Vapes

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This is real and is happening where I work at this very second

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Two business men at a lunch meeting sharing a chocolate shake with two straws

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The best way to stay motivated at a job is to have an enemy you’re working to spite