Jay Potter

Yeah, I'm the 𝘣𝘰𝘺 who lived, and what about it? || Punk rock vibes || I break a lot of bones. No, I won't elaborate on whose.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

Hi. I'm Jay Potter.

I'm not the girl who lived, stop calling me that. If I hear someone call me by my deadname, I can and will punch you in the nose.

I like quidditch and hanging out with my friends.

Idk what else to say. Have a nice day, I guess?

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@vampirewonnie //How dyou do!

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@IsoldeMalfoy Call it cheating, but if the text books were deficient, it wasn't his fault, now was it? The education system was going to hell.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

Lesson 1: ||Baneberry Potion||

"A toxic potion, made mainly of baneberry, that affects beings and beasts alike through extreme poisoning."

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@IsoldeMalfoy It was an actual curse that there weren't more corrected potions textbooks from devious but brilliant potion dabbling professionals floating about the market, cause he wouldn't know a bezoar from a borage if it weren't for that gem he found in sixth year.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

//oh my gods what?!?!?

[Prof. Seo @bIuesungprint]

Email from the superintendent.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@IsoldeMalfoy "Do...do you need something in particular? I could fetch it from the supply closet."

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@IsoldeMalfoy He didn't know jackshit about what they were doing, too busy wondering what sort of sorcery her hair care routine was (It probably was actual sorcery) and not combust.

He finally coughed and turned away when she almost caught him staring 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@_missing_puzzle Complicated isn't the word I'd use.

It's more torturous.

I swear all the potions professors are out to get me or something.

What did I even do to deserve this.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

Everything is so ann gwenchana. T-T

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@Bang10_03 //you're so right.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

//WHAT IS BRO CONSIDERING A CASTLE FOR???

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@mindaycare Fhat 'woof' leaves room for innocent interpretation, bro. 😓😓

Once saw someone full on roleplaying furry shit on a crowded bus. With the *----* text and everything.

It was traumatizing.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@beomgyustulip I hate potions =_=

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@LOVEGOODYEO Hmmm, no, an assorted set sounds nice. You can pick the flavors!

It'll be like a little surprise for me.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@IsoldeMalfoy Jay was starting to get jealous of 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. How does one get into these situations?

Deeper circles were scrawled onto the already abused page.

[Jay Potter @jay_who_lived]

@IsoldeMalfoy "He seems quite popular for his attractiveness." The bitterness was palpable, even if his face didn't betray anything more than an off-handed dismissal, "I don't see the appeal, though."