Jay Aaseng

Professional user of words and sometimes numbers. Liked bacon before it was cool.

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

"Why don't more people speak in the second person?" you find yourself wondering.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

When voting for President there are lots of things to consider. Like "is the candidate a rapist who tried to get rid of democracy?" If the answer is yes, don't worry about it. Cost of doing business to stick it to the libs

[Recorded Books @recordedbooks]

The new updated and expanded audiobook for UNSETTLED by Steven E. Koonin and performed by @jayaaseng is out now! https://t.co/rmI3DCfYBu
@BenBellaBooks

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

This was a fun one to do - thanks @AudioFileMag!

Grateful to @MacmillanAudio, @DeyanAudio and especially @candicefoxbooks for trusting me with your words.

https://t.co/7Tm1xNwRVQ

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

@grady_hendrix Thank you! Honored to be a part of telling this frighteningly well-written story! It's too bad my sister and I had no real-life conflict we could draw from in bringing this tale of siblings butting heads to life.:)

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

@jonz_vstoneroad My scenes did take a while to shoot - probably made even more complicated by the fact that I was constantly shouting at everyone:)

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

@jonz_vstoneroad Thanks Jonz - that was a lot of fun to do, was honored to be a small part of that show. That is amazing it's been that long!

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

This wins all the Halloweens.

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

It's Halloween and I'm in
MY E L E M E N T
THE DIVA P L A V A L A G U N A
💙🛸🥶👽🖖🏾
#thefifthelement

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

It's Halloween and I'm in
MY E L E M E N T
THE DIVA P L A V A L A G U N A
💙🛸🥶👽🖖🏾
#thefifthelement

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

@phantomframe @HBO Congrats Amy! That’s awesome!

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

Either today's Wordle was the hardest one yet, or I get worse at things the more I do them.

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

@blairsocci You used four 5-letter words in that tweet. Are you sure you don't play?

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

So Kellogg's decided to go full supervillain. Looks like there's gonna be a lot less Pop Tarts in my future.

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

To anyone who's ever hit their head on the underside of playground equipment while chasing your kid: I very much sympathize with your plight.

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

@markmcconville

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

Hey it's #PodcastDay! "Big ups" to some of my faves:
@LRCkcrw
@ErinADarling
@CreatingCannon
@HeroinHas
@johnaugust
@clmazin
@crookedmedia #Edith
@Popehat
And of course, your friendly neighborhood upstart Fetch-A-Sketch:) https://t.co/3QmSQjBkm5

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

If you live in California, it is your right and privilege to vote in a very ridiculous election today. But you still should. #VoteNoOnTheRecall

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

@jamesgarside_

[Jay Aaseng @jayaaseng]

Didn’t think I could like Ted Lasso more, then they bust out an obscure Minnesota Twins reference and here we are