Jay Aho

X is like my gym membership – I have it, but I don’t use it.

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@Xfinity it doesn’t matter how fast you pretend your network is, if you don’t know how to keep your network online. Outage on Thursday with an ETA of Sunday night for restoration. #xfinitysucks

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@Xfinity I don’t care how fast you pretend your network is if you can’t keep it online. Thursday outage / ETA to repair Sunday night.

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@Xfinity I don’t care how fast you pretend your network is if you can’t keep it online. Thursday outage / ETA to repair: Sunday night.

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

Punch a coworker in the face repeatedly? Go to jail. I'm so sick of this bullshit attitude that fighting is acceptable in the #NHL. @AZCoyotesPR you're fine with this? Fix this shit. My tweets are obviously my own.

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

Just posted a photo @ Lower East Detroit, Detroit, Michigan https://t.co/OVxmziJdaZ

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

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[Jay Aho @jayaho]

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[Jay Aho @jayaho]

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[Jay Farner @JDFarner]

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[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@gmehrguth While nothing as fun as @JoshWComeau I would gladly accept feedback... https://t.co/zbhGwKhrC7

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

Interesting pre-covid data showing which political party drives up the deficit. https://t.co/WALYy6GkG8

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

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[Jay Aho @jayaho]

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[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@realDonaldTrump It’s all of your Michigan voters Mr President.

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@toddkaufman My favorite in the past few years are the people offering B2B leads. Umm, you have no idea where I work do you.

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

If you were covering election news I could understand. Still not happy but would understand. But you’ve run nothing but weather, terrorism abroad, and senseless gunfire. What are you doing?

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@Local4News Where is the @nbcsnl Election special you advertised Saturday night? Epic fail. Didn’t tune in for more news.

[Katie Kramer @Kramer_Katie]

It was fun to do this video for @workatNBCU to share the glamorous behind-the-scenes of #squawkpod #wfh2020. Thanks for the opportunity!

[Jay Aho @jayaho]

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[Jay Aho @jayaho]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @RepDebDingell You seem to fear women who disagree with you.