Jalyn✨♏️

✨ Be fr rn. Ig:Jalyn.Andrea

[Crystal Alejandro @Crystalejandro]

I love Tyla I’m sorry 😭😭 can’t join that hate train yall got going on. She’s really fun.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

so when is https://t.co/Emj7zDCXVS dropping?

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[DA$H @je_mapelleDEE]

HBO MAX has joined the anti-password sharing wave.

First of all, I think sharing being tracked like this should be illegal

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Not allowing yourself or others to indulge in a form of expression just because you/they might regret it in the future is part of why fashion and beauty feels so boring lately.

[Danny @IamDannyken]

Did K. Michelle ever drop that country album?

[BON @NotTonyDennis]

No scandals
Solid sideline reporter
No fucking head coaches to be first to the news
Beat cancer
Gotta respect her

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

closure is a myth. he treated you like shit bc he hated you.

case closed

[Mareah @Mareah966035]

@ChloeBailey don’t bother nobody! All she do is love her sister, make music and have a fat ass.

[MARYJANE🇻🇮🇩🇲 @theladychronicc]

them calling you performative is indicative of the crisis we’re experiencing. cause how is it performative to just do something i enjoy? like damn my bad y’all can’t read anthing longer than a twitter post

[Back On This App and It’s Still Hell @wickdchiq]

This is racism. Islamophobia, to be exact

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

LinkedIn: You appeared in 25 searches!

Me: Why?
LinkedIn: Can’t say.

Me: By whom?
LinkedIn: It’s a secret

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that spending five days a week working a 9 to 5 until I’m 60 just so I can finally “enjoy life” for a few years at the end is one of the worst deals we’ve ever been told to accept.

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

"Treating myself" now means buying the fun groceries.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share what it was really like to work at these companies.

[Andrea @DreaNicole_]

I'm an only child, no one could've made another..

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

And it’s still fuck you niggas with a passion. I hate I even gave you niggas pussy ugh I’m gaggin.