Chillbo Swaggins

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Haters cheering on a downfall that ain’t even there. Waste your breathe, kids.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Ah crap. I forgot how bad they massacred the musical in the new Mean Girls movie.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

@TheeMattyT Payroll loses. Like the gorilla.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

@TheeMattyT Whole community knows who it is lol

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

@cherry_facade Yeah. I texted this person with some facts today.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

@savannamayy GOOD NEEEEEWS!

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

@cherry_facade

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Damn. I was feeling confident, but like, now I’m not. Crap. We’ll see.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Shout out Chiv!

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

It’s all good, chat. They said the emails are fake. It’s cool. Everyone can go home now.

*don’t go home*

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Lawyer time! Pin it on deez nuts!

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

@tsandyballs Stargate

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

TO STEFANI DIAS?!?!

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

They got wiggle room? So can they pay me back?

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

LOL

Wrong person to fugg with, pal. Want to block me? I’ll get to you, no problem.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

When your 4 year old asks what’s in your necklace, just tell him nothing. Explaining ashes loved ones ashes is hard on both of y’all, especially in a barbershop.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

I truly don’t understand the hate toward trying to get my wife’s show produced. If you’d like to talk shit on Twitter, I’d love for you to text me personally and let me know.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Public service announcement: as someone who applies for rights on a regular basis, you CAN opt out of appearing on the “now playing” maps on MTI and Concord.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Don’t trip, potato chips. I personally paid the rights for Alice by Heart. Save these. Send them to your friends. Shut up. All of the above.

[Chillbo Swaggins @jayandrewthom]

Absolutely rent free with these folks.