Jayansh Lalge

DMS, IIT Delhi 🏛️ |
Vice President @ IIIT Bhopal 🎓 |
Music_lover🎼🎶🎙

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

Parliament spent 10 hours debating “Sujalam, Sufalam”, celebrating our land of pure water & bounty.
Weeks later, 16 lives lost to contaminated water in Indore.
Maybe the next debate should be about actually making “Sujalam” real, not just lyrical.💧🇮🇳#VandeMataram #IndoreTragedy

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

From the days of "Phir Mohabbat" and "Tum hi ho" to the day of "Gehra hua", the world has already faced too many ups and downs, but the world has never seen #ArijitSingh fallen down even for a single moment.
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What a consistency 🔥
What a class 🙏
What a magic 🤩
What an aura ❤️

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

@TheVijayMallya Dear Vijay Mallya sir,
We are happy for you. Glad you selected the team. Now it's time to come here & celebrate. Join the party man!! Universal Boss Chris Gayle, Mr 360° AB DeVillers, King Kohli along with PNB & SBI are waiting for your presence.
Warm regards,
Loyal supporter
RCB

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

What a historic moment to witness...!!
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Congratulations 🥳 to 17-year-old #Gukesh to finish as a sole leader in #FIDECandidates & for becoming the youngest challenger to qualify for World Chess Championship. ♟️
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This is truly a dawn of Indian #chess. 🇮🇳

[Manoj Naravane @ManojNaravane]

Finally someone has got the map of China as it really is.

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

No matter what the result is, this 18 year-old boy has made all the Indians proud.🇮🇳
Congratulations to Praggnanandhaa for defeating some of the greatest players & reaching into the Candidates 🎉 and ofcourse for his Pragg-matic performance !!🔥
#ChessWorldCup
#FIDEWorldCupFinal

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

देता न दशमलव भारत तो, यूँ चाँद पे जाना मुश्किल था ।
धरती और चाँद की दूरी का अंदाजा लगाना मुश्किल था ॥
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है प्रीत जहाँ की रीत सदा, मैं गीत वहां के गाता हूँ ।
भारत का रहने वाला हूँ, भारत की बात सुनाता हूँ ॥🇮🇳

Finally #IndiaOnTheMoon

#Chandrayaan3
#ProudMoment

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

Another proud moment for Indians 🇮🇳 and #chess♟️ fans..
After 37 years of long wait, we have a new India Number 1 @ #Chess.
@DGukesh overtakes @vishy64theking to achieve this phenomenal feat.🙌

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

ये पितृसत्ता है साहब, दीमक की तरह समाज को खोखला कर देगी। अगर ये दृश्य देखने के बाद भी आपकी आखें नम ना हुई हों, तो मुबारक हो आपको, आप भी पितृसत्ता नामक बीमारी के रोगी है क्योंकि आज भी जीवित है वो दुशासन, दुर्योधन और मूक खड़े धृतराष्ट्र, भीष्म और द्रोण...और लूट रहा द्रौपदी का चीर।

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

#मणिपुरहिंसा
पूरे १००० हिंसक लोग जो उन दो औरतों को नोच रहे है।
ये हिंसक लोग मानव नहीं एलियन है।
ये भारत के हो ही नहीं सकते..
मुझे तो लगता है किसी दूसरे प्लैनेट से अवतरित हुए हैं।
#ManipurViolence
#Manipur
#shameful
#मणिपुर

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

I used ChatGPT by OpenAI to analyse two community greetings and got this shocking result. The algorithm recognises one community greeting as political and other as apolitical.
This is a perfect example of Artificial Intelligence bias.

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

Martyrs of India have sacrificed themselves on the altar of freedom. Their courage & devotion will be remembered as long as India lives. Their sacrifice won't be forgotten. Their spirit lives on, in people they have inspired, & in the causes they have advanced. #ShaheedDiwas

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

मैं उसके रूप का शाहदायी
वह धुप छाँव सा हरजाई
वह शोख़ है रंग बदलता है
मैं रंग रूप का सौदाई
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चल छैय्याँ छैय्याँ छैय्याँ छैय्याँ❤️

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

Life is not a BARFI ka tukda🍫... It may not be always sweet🍬
But,
Life is just like PANI PURI😋... Thodi khatti aur thodi meethi🥰

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

Every time when I see my crush 🥰

My heart❤️: She is the only one in the world🌎

My mind🧠: Haa yaha kadam kadam pr lakho hasinaye💃 hai 🎵🎶😎

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

How my life goes...
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Jethalal jaisi kismat🤦‍♂️ hai,
Bhide jaisi financial condition🤑 hai,
Iyer jaisi shakal😵 hai,
Sodhi jaisa dimaag🧠🤯 hai,
Bagha jaisi body💪 hai,
Popatlal jaisi love life💕 hai,
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Pinku jaisa ignore ho raha hoon😓
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Ye kya chl raha h jeevan me mere? 🤔

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

We've spent about ₹150000 from savings & loans.

In the next 30 days, we need ₹5,00,000.00 more for further treatment . Please come forward to support cause.Any contribution will be of immense help.🙏🙏

Do contribute and share this campaign link with your friends and family.

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

My friend Parth Choudhary, currently pursuing MSc-Geology from BHU. His father, Vijay Choudhary, 50 yrs old, suffering from #Mucormycosis for last 2 mons, had been operated twice. He lost his Upper Jaw due to #Blackfungus. He is admitted & is receiving medication @ M.Y. Hospital.

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

@PachauriSumeet But for politician nowadays, democracy is far the people, off the people and buy the people.

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

2. No outings. #StayHomeStaySafe.

3. Follow #COVID19 appropriate behaviour.

4. Help those who are in need in your proximity.

5. Please don't spread rumours. Control #infodemic in this #pandemic.

6. Create #positive environment. #spreadlove #SpreadPositivity.

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

#COVID19 can't be eradicated completely on a global level without international cooperation. There is just one infectious disease that has been eradicated completely from all the countries around the world i.e. small pox.

[Jayansh Lalge @jayansh0602]

Our responsibilities as citizens ?

1. Get #vaccinated and convince others too. No doubt #vaccination is the best way possible today. So please get vaccinated as soon as possible. Get your jab now!! This will help us remove the overburden on our health infrastructure.