jenn of the (houseplant) jungle🌱

attractive nuisance | respect the planet and all her inhabitants (except white supremacists they can fuck off) | she/her | #BIoengineer🏳️‍🌈 | ♊️☀️♓️🌙♋️☝️

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[jenn of the (houseplant) jungle🌱 @jayaresquared]

@justicetms omg i can’t wait

[jenn of the (houseplant) jungle🌱 @jayaresquared]

@LizWFab It’s truly a toss up for me…I think it honestly depends on how the outdoors looks and smells when I wake up on a weekend morning. I definitely lean Blob though.

[Reyna Noriega @reynasnoriega]

When getting in relationships, which are completely voluntary, do we not find it bizarre that at times people choose not to give their partners the things that make them feel loved and safe? -thread

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either. happiness comes from collecting knickknacks and tchotchkes

[Maarten van Smeden @MaartenvSmeden]

If I throw my paper into a forest, I can claim on my CV that I have submitted to Nature

[jenn of the (houseplant) jungle🌱 @jayaresquared]

@maine_witch Southeastern Ohio! I use it a lot :)

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the irony that when mary oliver asked “what are you going to do with your one wild and precious life” she was simply going to pay attention to the world! simply kneel in the grass and watch a grasshopper! and now it’s used in the context of productivity as ~a motivational quote~

[🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 @witch_mote]

Non-binary?? No I’m Anti-binary. What the fuck do you mean you can communicate with just zeros and ones that doesn’t make any sense.

[🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 @witch_mote]

Not only do I have pronouns. I also have regular nouns. Like “ass” and “depression”

[The Tweedy Mutant @the_tweedy]

Is anyone aware of accessible (particularly virtual) climate week events?

[Ima Fox ∞/21M @21mFox]

Be Ungovernable https://t.co/HlOxHwhnRP

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

anytime i see the "omg you're so lucky you got a pell grant" takes i'm like ... do you know what the eligibility is for pell grants lol

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I learned some things about feline poxvirus as an EXAMPLE to talk about a similar virus. If a cat gets a catpox, it can spread to cat people.

If there’s an outbreak & only cat folks can be tested, it will seem like ONLY cats or cat people get it. Cats start getting dirty looks.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i sure say "this isn't my first rodeo" a lot for someone who has never been to a rodeo

[jenn of the (houseplant) jungle🌱 @jayaresquared]

@rachelcantu Up🎈

[jenn of the (houseplant) jungle🌱 @jayaresquared]

@LizWFab @megelison TWO HALLOWEENS I’M IN

[jenn of the (houseplant) jungle🌱 @jayaresquared]

@LizWFab @megelison i feel so fortunate that this is also my experience. all of the spook, all of the pride… but let’s be honest it’s a lot of the spook 👻