Jay Bhattacharya

I do Fintech | Father & reformed club DJ | NYC born and bred | @StuyNY | @NYU | @Citi | @GoVeem

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

@joinshiftX @iankar_ Shift

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

@BigFish3000 Nice try. I took the Amtrak home.

We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home.

Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

@Alexleaf @operationdanish On the nose. Rules don’t equate to abandoning gentleness. And gentleness doesn’t mean you’re abandoning rules.

Some kind of niche clout farming rage bait here.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONNY, IT HAS NOW BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE YOU LOST THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. THE COUNTRY IS HUMILIATED. I'M GETTING THOUSANDS OF CALLS OF PEOPLE BEGGING YOU TO QUIT. YOU FAILED THEM. (AGAIN.) IT'S AN EASY PRIZE TO WIN. HUNDREDS HAVE WON IT. I'M THINKING OF WINNING IT NEXT YEAR, IF I'M AVAILABLE THAT DAY. BUT YOU DONALD, YOU'VE SHAMED YOUR COUNTRY, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR GOVERNOR, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. I AM HORRIFIED (SOME SAY "MORTIFIED") THAT WE ARE BOTH MEN. I HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND QUIT SO THIS COUNTRY CAN HEAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SAD MATTER. -- GCN

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

@shl 👋🏽

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

@SpencerHakimian yes

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

Recognize game when you see it.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

THE “KING” JUST FINISHED A TREMENDOUS TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY. WORLD LEADERS LINED UP (BLOCKS LONG!) TO MEET ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA. DOZY DON WAS VERY RUDE TO THEM (HE SAID, “YOUR COUNTRIES ARE GOING TO HELL!” NOT NICE, MR. PRESIDENT). I WONT SAY WHO, BUT MANY AFTER TOLD ME PRIVATELY, “SIR, THE UNITED NATIONS WOULD LIKE TO RENAME NYC TO NEWSOM YORK CITY IN YOUR HONOR!” I AM VERY HUMBLE AND NOT “BRAGGADOCIOUS" BUT I DO DESERVE THIS AND SO WE WILL RENAME NYC SOON. EVERYBODY LOVES THE IDEA! A GREAT HONOR!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. – GCN

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

@om @oberlincollege @BassProShops And I kind of did it too.

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

Year 3 dropping and installing my son at @oberlincollege complete. 🙌🏽

The trad dad dress code for college move-in is UNDEFEATED: cargo shorts, long sleeve tee, strapback hat from @BassProShops or the campus bookstore.

Never change.

[GANG @gangartsol]

@ayeejuju Okay

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

Really love how GPT-5 says “We” when it shows its thinking. Feels like everybody came over to help move the furniture, get the food going, and set up folding chairs for the family reunion that got too big. #AI

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

I really, really love how everyone in cross border payments is a Managing Director, but nobody is just a Director...

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

@chasedownleads @realEstateTrent Getting in the car adds 100% more perceived effort to any of these trips.
Also roundtrip times with the 5 mins buffer on each side for parking and driving readiness.

My espresso is in ground floor of my building.

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

👀

[Jason Mikula @mikulaja]

Word is CFPB is moving to dismiss ALL outstanding litigation

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

@jsawadd Serena c-walk was the nail in Drake’s cultural coffin. I hope y’all not fanboys.

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

@pitdesi Dude live in a midtown building with awesome services sqftage. You’re a Citi bike ride away from any of the more “fun” areas. The traffic is gone with the congestion fee and every neighborhood has all the coffee shops you need.

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

Based on the #GRAMMYs last night the best people in the American music industry are all #DEI hires and #Birthright citizens. Get ‘em outta here!

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

The internet can still be the hero we need…

[Jay Bhattacharya @jayastu]

Deliberately or inadvertently spreading lies to exploit those who lack skepticism and curiosity for the truth. Shameful. @StopFakingNews #Disinformation #StayCurious

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

“You are the media now”