Menaka

[Menaka @jayawar2]

Whenever my cats sniff each others noses I proudly yell out “a brother’s kiss!!” as if I was announcing the title of a very weird school play. They never look happy about it, but at the same time...they don’t seem mad either.

[Menaka @jayawar2]

Omg I’m cringeing so hard rn at this fake conversation I just had. Already planning to redo that convo with more low key, less enthusiastic responses. Yep. Plural.

[Menaka @jayawar2]

@trixiemattel His name is James Cameron and he can’t get enough! He’s been down there so many times. You’d think once is enough?? So goofy.

[Menaka @jayawar2]

The insanity of the adrenaline pumping through my veins because a Reddit or tik tok comment of mine gets around 100 likes, is very real. Always on my least funny/most generic ones, and I of course abhor the concept of social media validation but nevertheless, I feel CRAZY

[Menaka @jayawar2]

The reason I don’t remember a whole lot of Banjo-Tooie is that I think I gave up on it??? I have NO memory of Cloud Cuckoo Land. I remember the BK levels vividly! But I also beat that game. I think I unlocked Hailfire Peaks, knew starting a world would be a whole thing etc.

[Menaka @jayawar2]

It’s the 24th year anniversary of Banjo-Tooie! I’m currently replaying the game since middle school. I barely remember anything so it feels like playing for the first time, but with many moments of nostalgia, it’s fun AF!!! I embrace all the tedious tasks, I’m so motivated too 😩

[Menaka @jayawar2]

@evilrashida Cate Blanchett’s parody of her in documentary now is the best thing ever 😂😂

[Menaka @jayawar2]

@guccisliderz @bandherbooks @allieiswriting This wasn’t their first kiss, it was at Chili’s 🤭

[Menaka @jayawar2]

I think I get science now. If something cataclysmic happens that disrupts the earth’s gravitational pull, tidal waves are basically like the ocean falling off the planet. Like that lady on the Disney channel showing us why we don’t fall off rollercoasters with a bucket of water.

[Menaka @jayawar2]

@JoshWalkos Can someone confirm this is an edited movie clip of the same boring parts looped back and forth? To pretend Kubrick made this so that’s why he got murdered? If I’m just stupid and the joke missed me entirely please just tell me, I’m so confused by the comment section 😭

[Menaka @jayawar2]

In the middle of a stand up comedy routine, as I was anticipating the audience reaction, I caught a glimpse of the shadow of my empty wrist clutching an invisible mic. I immediately ended my set and scolded the crowd: enough is enough. I thought we were done with the pretending.

[Menaka @jayawar2]

Time travelers from the past might have trouble using the internet, because I bet the first thing they type would be “what is this” & “who are you” which provides very confusing results for said traveler. It should say “I am the internet. You type questions like this (examples)”

[Menaka @jayawar2]

It’s rare but every once in awhile the light sensor in the hallway doesn’t turn on when I walk by which makes me feel like a fucking ghost. Earlier I gasped in relief when it just delayed for a second, my depression already has a stronghold on me and I really don’t need this rn.

[Menaka @jayawar2]

The magic of Titanic still lives on as I rewatch the epic via digital streaming, but I never expected the shipwreck of confusion with the suggested movies after. Scream VI? Then, as intensely as the iceberg struck the ship, it hit me. In both movies, so many people screamed.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

did u know that james cameron was at the bottom of the ocean looking at the titanic when 9/11 happened. it’s true. when he came back up he stepped out of the submersible and his assistant somberly approached him and said “sir. 9/11 happened”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

55 Nouns
55 Verbs
55 Adjectives
55 Prepositions
55 Adverbs
100 Conjunctions
100 Gerunds
100 Abbreviations
100 Interjections
100 Onomatopoeias
55 Determiners
55 Acronyms
55 Place Names
55 Participles

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Drop a cool photo of you doing your job

[Menaka @jayawar2]

I thought the 90s lifetime/tv movie “no one would tell” starring DJ Tanner & Kevin Arnold, was a rough watch. Stumbled across “for my daughter’s honor” starring Maggie Sheffield, and WOOF 😳 what a wild ride of a movie. Where was her nanny tho 🤭

[Menaka @jayawar2]

@KidsWriteJokes Even four is too many 😟 who is making us choose this and what will happen to the cats?

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

how do cows get to the MOOvies
i don’t know
i don’t know either

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Damn. They really did it.