Jay Baggett

Just thought I’d try out this new app I heard some kids talking about at the roller rink while I was waiting for a soda.

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@heybuddys @kfc @BlueJays I’m never eating a chicken again.

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@everybodybutme Pete Davidson deserves to go to space probably

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Some of y’all have never driven standard and let your car coast in neutral all the way into your driveway until it sputters out and it shows.

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New Yeezys have gotta be the ugliest Crocs so far.

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“I’ve got a lotta problems with you people.”

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Hope everyone in Ottawa who already couldn’t go anywhere are cool not going anywhere right now.

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Due to supply chain issues I am all out of fucks available to give.

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I don’t want to wake up tomorrow because society.

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For a bunch of people who’ve been stuck at home for two years, folks sure are stoked to be stuck at home for a snow day.

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@leannediel @jsnootch I would’ve said “chewable kool aid”

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@jsnootch @leannediel Miracle Whip is just expired mayonnaise.

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I feel like if you look at TikTok long enough every object in your life seems like it’s tricking you into thinking it’s not a cake.

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Fuckin’ Covid got more waves than Ska.

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@hamiltonmain @JustinTrudeau @the_cra Thanks! Saw the announcement after posting, but I feel like the point still stands. Lack of available testing and a slow roll to providing assistance… as though we haven’t been dealing with it for two years already & still aren’t prepared to deal in the short term. Big problem.

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Hey @JustinTrudeau, maybe since businesses have to keep closing doors and folks having to isolate due in part to a lack of PCR test availability you could rethink the support measures that seem to apply to no one?

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So everyone’s going home after the game then, yeah?

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Just out of curiosity, is the @LCBO actively ignoring stocking stores in Hamilton, or just blowing it at doing their one job?

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Thank fuck for my first aid training even though it was too early in the morning and I wasn’t sure I retained any of it and also I guess my certification is expired but I definitely remember all the things in a pinch apparently.

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I will forever be the restaurant employee who is like “oh, cool, you and thirteen of your friends figure you can do a walk in? I don’t even know thirteen people I want to hang out with one on one, never mind all at once. Also, we’re fucking full.” Colour me an introvert I guess.

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You’ve been putting four sugars in your coffee for years, now you have to drink it black and it turns out you don’t actually like coffee = rich people who bought up all the property for more money than it was worth but won’t have anyone to rent because no one can afford it