JAYBEE

RT (Not) Endorsement. Christ-myHope, white-myColour, You-myLove. Just my simple self.

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

Framing this

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

Life has a funny way of putting you in a situation that you once judged.

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

🤣🤣🤣

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Never understood this system where they take children from homes due to lack of funds just to pay someone else monthly to raise your kid.

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

Your submission too abstract. Partly true therefore a generalization.

[Mark Essien @markessien]

In Germany, if you have a family with a working husband and working wife, each of them pays €1000 in medical insurance. Total family bill = €2000 a month for insurance (even if you use it or not). This is public insurance, meaning to get appointments you can wait 6 months.

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

@Eji_wumi Fine by grace sir. Thank you and God bless you.

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

@Eji_wumi “I comment my reserve” Egbon

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

@Eji_wumi @Big_marvis Smiles

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

Smiles

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

"They want to convict me at all costs to stop my 2027 presidential race"

~ Sowere says in court

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

Congrats @ImOnlyTM . Up Arsenal 👌🎉

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

It's 8:30 PM on a Wednesday. Tunde just walked into the house after spending two freaking hours in traffic on Third Mainland Bridge. He is exhausted, his shirt is soaked in sweat, and he just wants to drop his bag and drink some cold water.

Kemi is in the living room, fanning herself because there is no light. She looks at Tunde, then looks at his empty hands. He forgot to buy the petrol for the generator, which he promised he would pick up on his way home.

If Kemi was just angry or frustrated, she would complain. She might say, "Tunde, ah-ah! I reminded you about this fuel this morning. Now we have to sleep in this heat, and the food in the freezer will spoil. I am really upset." That is a normal complaint. It focuses on the mistake and how it affects her.

But contempt is different. Contempt doesn't attack the mistake... it attacks the person.

Instead of complaining, Kemi hisses loudly, rolls her eyes, and looks at him with pure disgust.

"You cannot even remember to buy ordinary fuel. Is it until I write it on your forehead? I don't even know why I expect anything from you. It's like living with another child. You are completely useless when it comes to taking simple responsibility."

Tunde freezes. He knows he messed up. He doesn't feel like a partner who made a mistake... he feels like a foolish schoolboy being scolded by his headmistress. His pride is crushed. Instead of going out to find fuel, he gets defensive, hisses back, and walks into the bedroom, slamming the door.

Contempt doesn't ruin a marriage in one day.

It is a slow leak. Day by day, insult by insult, it drains away all the love, respect, and friendship until there is nothing left.

[Frank Edoho @frankedoho]

Final day of the EPL, I walked into the den of the enemy to see them lift the Trophy in 22 years.

They blew their horns in mockery and booed their mouths in spite for Chelsea FC. I was stoic, unmoved and unscathed. Chelsea Presido for a reason!😎💙

Congratulations, Red foes!

[Ihab Hassan @IhabHassane]

Israel’s President Isaac Herzog warned that Israeli society is becoming desensitized to violence, saying it is “creeping into the mainstream,” and said, “We are exposed to disgraceful and ugly behavior by [Jewish] extremists against Christians and Muslims.”

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

😂

[Ghost 👨🏽‍💻🇨🇦 @Madridghost1]

A lot of Nigerians don't like the truth ? I don't really like to talk on issues like this but if you are not honest then you won't make a good business partner.

Nigerian in Canada says 🇨🇦

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

lol

[Neto @docneto]

Obi is far more of a statesman in opposition than the actual president in power is. Can't wait for Obi to trounce the incumbent next year and give us a global standing we can finally be proud of.

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

😂😂😂😂

[Theophilus Sunday Edeh @Mrtheophilus87]

@emmaikumeh So u expect him to go on national TV to tell u how he intends to manage the economy.....even me will not go on TV expose my economic blueprint

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

Remo North !!!! Hnmmmm. Virtually earning at least x3 of Ado-Odo/Ota is earning. Is the development commesurate with the allocation?

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

OGUN STATE LGAs FAAC ALLOCATION — Q1 2026

(All 20 LGAs — Ranked by net allocation)
1 Ado-Odo/Ota — ₦2.63bn
2 Remo North — ₦2.14bn
3 Ifo — ₦1.88bn
4 Shagamu — ₦1.83bn
5 Abeokuta South — ₦1.79bn
6 Ijebu East — ₦1.79bn
7 Egbado North — ₦1.70bn
8 Ipokia — ₦1.70bn
9 Abeokuta North — ₦1.70bn
10 Egbado South — ₦1.60bn
11 Obafemi/Owode — ₦1.58bn
12 Ijebu Ode — ₦1.54bn
13 Ijebu North — ₦1.51bn
14 Imeko-Afon — ₦1.48bn
15 Odeda — ₦1.46bn
16 Ikenne — ₦1.43bn
17 Odogbolu — ₦1.38bn
18 Ijebu North East — ₦1.36bn
19 Ogun Waterside — ₦1.28bn
20 Ewekoro — ₦1.26bn

Total: ₦33.05bn

#Statisense
(NBS)

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

Obidients and smart in the same sentence. Maybe former Obi supporters.

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

Former Obidients are one of the smartest in political twitter.

[JAYBEE @jaybee_p]

@Mussprince_seal Is Coca Cola made in Nigeria?
As it is with Coca Cola so is it with Capri Sun.

[Ghean @Gheanven]

when you find a worthy opponent 😂