Jay Beitler

Ohio born and raised. Browns, Buckeyes, Cavs and Guardians

[Jay Beitler @Jaybeitler]

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Happy 4th of July! ⚾️🇺🇸

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Free agent forward Ousmane Dieng has agreed to a three-year, $17.5 million deal to return to the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN. Dieng had a strong finish to last season after his trade from OKC, and now Bucks officials finalize the deal with agents Michael Tellem of Excel Sports Management and Marius Rutkauskas.

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@DevaronPerry Best Father’s Day ever!!

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@ShamsCharania He’s at 64. If he’s played at least 20 minutes in 63 of them all he has to do is start and then be taken on right?

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

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I am a repo man. I take cars from people who don't pay their bills. It’s a dirty job, but it pays the rent. Last night, I had an order for a 2015 Honda. I found it parked in front of a run-down apartment complex. I backed my truck up and hooked it. A woman came running out in her pajamas. She wasn't screaming. She was begging. "Please," she sobbed. "I have a job interview tomorrow at 8 AM. If I don't get that job, we lose the apartment. It's my only way out." She looked at the car, then at the baby seat in the back. I looked at my paperwork. The bank pays me $300 per car. I looked at her face. She looked like she was drowning. I lowered the car back down. I unhooked the chains. "The transmission on my truck just jammed," I lied. "I can't tow you tonight. It’ll take me at least 24 hours to get this fixed." She stopped crying. She realized what I was doing. "Thank you," she whispered. "Go get that job," I told her. "And park around the block tomorrow night." I called the bank and told them I couldn't locate the vehicle. I lost $300. But I slept like a baby. People are more important than policy.

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Charlie Hicks ate his lunch and dinner at the Shrimp Basket in Pensacola, Florida, every day for 10 years. When he suddenly stopped showing up, the chef went looking for him – ultimately saving his life. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

PLEASE SHARE: Onyx has been at Animal Charity of Ohio for over 7 years. If you adopt him, his adoption fee is covered and I will personally pay for your travel expenses to adopt him 🐶

You must apply at https://t.co/lf3dPLWUG9 to set up a meet-and-greet

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

She’s a little badass

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THIS UBER RIDE IS PURE CHAOS - AND IT ENDS IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED FRIENDSHIP

She bursts out with random screams, wild noises, and snorts pointed RIGHT at him and this man jumps EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

She says, “I have Tourette’s…”
And he hits her with the greatest misunderstanding ever:

“T-Rex??”

Then he pulls out his phone IMMEDIATELY:
“I need to ask Google how do I help T-Rex.”

Between outbursts she nervously asks:
“Are we in the hood?”

He goes:
“Yeah… but they’ll run from YOU.”
Protecting her like a champ.

She panics again:
“You won’t let nothing happen to me, right?”

He locks in:
“I promise… not on my watch. Not on duty. NOT on duty.”

She melts:
“You’re so nice… you got my back?”

Him:
“Yeah, I got your back.”

Then the comedy peaks.
He goes:
“Some bitches grow up sassy… bunch of bitches.”

And she suddenly fires back mid-tic:
“Well YOU’RE not a bitch… I think you’re awesome.”

She asks about his tattoos and he turns his whole neck like he’s posing for a mugshot.

She screams, snorts, jumps.
He screams, jumps, laughs... and somehow they trauma-bond into best friends in minutes.

Then he randomly drops:
“I’m a rapper.”
“What’s your name?”
“CEO Dee.”

Two strangers thrown into chaos… and it becomes the funniest, most wholesome friendship the internet has ever seen.

Which moment caught YOU completely off guard?

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[Jay Beitler @Jaybeitler]

@spidadmitchell Ain’t even a Cavs fan 🤣🤣

[Mekka Don @MekkaDonMusic]

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When in Pittsburgh, you honor @MacMiller 🤝

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@Rod__Mason @homelessdave89 So you’re saying you still don’t know how vaccines work?

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@RapSheet So they care about punishing a program where the ones responsible aren’t there any longer but where was that care in the past with other violations from other teams?

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@DrNeilStone 🤣🤣🤣

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@WhiskeySlvrBall @waysandmeans71 @GregAbbott_TX Looks a lot like the districts here in Ohio