Indiana won the National Championship.
Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl.
Knicks are in the NBA Finals.
Apply for your dream job.
Buy your mom a house.
Hit up your crush.
2026 is the year to just go for it all.
Wild story: A man in Kentucky laughed so hard at a botched Younghoe Koo FG last season that it triggered a seizure, sending him to the hospital, where doctors discovered a tennis-ball-sized brain tumor.
The tumor was removed and was deemed not cancerous. The man believes that missed kick saved his life.
Full story here: https://t.co/kcMZcj0K7j
BREAKING: Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett just said the quiet part out loud.
“If the war were to be extended it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy at all. It would hurt consumers…but that's really the last of our concerns right now."
They don’t care about us at all.
you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must
And suddenly,
- The man waking up at 6 AM for work.
- Having lunch at 3:30 PM due to long call.
- Sleeping by 9:30 PM to survive corporate.
Isn’t your dad anymore.
It’s you.
Indiana won the National Championship.
Darnold won the Super Bowl.
Apply for that job.
Hit up your crush.
Start the dream business.
2026 is the year to just go for it all.
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"Imagine if we had to get a jury together any time someone wanted a trial!"
"Imagine if the police had to let a suspect remain silent when investigating a crime!"
"Imagine if we had to allow someone to have an attorney if they had to go to court!"