jordan

IG: @jaybooger95

[jordan @jayboner95]

@sikkovernikk also tarantino has his problems but his women characters aren’t one of them

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

what's the best sea shanty?

[jordan @jayboner95]

if someone has ever told you that you have a “strong personality” what they’re actually trying to say is that you talk too much and maybe u should shut the fuck up and let someone else have a word every now and then.

[jordan @jayboner95]

comedy genius. how does he do it

[jordan @jayboner95]

when was irony invented

[jordan @jayboner95]

@kasamabinmobbin you know what kind of people kareoke in private rooms? cowards

[jordan @jayboner95]

@kasamabinmobbin but it feels good

[jordan @jayboner95]

i buy self help books and just read the last chapter because i don’t got time for all that.

[jordan @jayboner95]

ughhh it’d be so chill to give up on everything i’m working towards😩😩

[Creator of Ruined Deck of Cards 1 @greggturkington]

I don't know how to check e-mails, too busy watching #movies!!!

[jordan @jayboner95]

WOW ELON MUSK IS SO FUNNY!! i can relate to him even though he’s a billionaire because he’s still able to make jokes about dildos like us poor people love to do.

[Reel and Roll Films @reelandroll]

Oh this is a very cool cover

[jordan @jayboner95]

fellas, can she be wifey material if she don’t cook and clean but she give you the best sloppy toppy and supports you emotionally and loves you for who you are while still motivating you to be the best version of yourself??

[jordan @jayboner95]

i read 3 different “get rich quick” books and i’ve decided i don’t want to be rich anymore. it’s just too much work to become rich.. like i totally would become rich if i wanted to, because i know how to, but i enjoy chillin too much.

[jordan @jayboner95]

normalize going to raging waters by yourself

[jordan @jayboner95]

how are we in a drought?? my water is still flowing. seems like just another ploy by the government to try and control us. IF WE WERE REALLY IN A DROUGHT, WHY TF RAGING WATERS STILL OPEN??? exactly..

[jordan @jayboner95]

@kasamabinmobbin controversy creates conversation

[jordan @jayboner95]

imagine not liking jack black

[jordan @jayboner95]

@kasamabinmobbin what’s cool is that it also is readily available in single use plastic bottles too

[jordan @jayboner95]

everyday i sit and think about the fact i have running water. like i can have water anytime i want. for free. all i have to do is softly move a lever and out comes fresh drinkable water. i’m up right now

[jordan @jayboner95]

so sick of the broke men slander. we as broke men have to come together and tell the world we are good enough!! just cuz we can’t spoil u, don’t mean we cant love u. WE DEMAND RESPECT. i mean at least until i start cashin fat checks of my own then its over for u hoes U FEEL ME