Jay Bortberg

Ex-Delta Pilot | Mile High Club Founder | Ex-Coke Addict | Recovering Sex Addict | Neighborhood Watch Member | Avid OF User | Divorced 3x | Go Sabres | Go Bills

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@MLBTheShow What should I do? Go outside? Wtf?

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@PardonMyTake COPE! WE BEEN HERE!

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@Memumdied @BuffaloSabres Probably a Panthers fan. Cope. See ya.

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@BuffaloSabres Yup I just soiled my pants with CUM

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Does anyone else’s girlfriend think if she stops talking she will implode? Jesus FUCK where is the off switch!

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@favspopculture Those teeth need cum.

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@PortalMckennaGr Hope she does a nude scene soon.

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

Hey so why the FUCK are the #Oscar commercials so long? Like they’re each 2 minutes. Oh and they’re also mostly GAY! Let’s get back to showing Kylie’s CLEAVAGE! Welcome to the show BABY!

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

SEVEN MORE YEARS OF DOANER ⚔️

We have signed Josh Doan to a seven-year extension with an AAV of $6.95 million.

Details → https://t.co/zc05oBo2cE

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@DiscussingFilm Put hot girls in movies, make them show their BOOBIES, bang- sell tickets.

[Dion Dawkins @DDawkins66]

#BillsMafia I need your help 😳Hit the RT to cast your vote and bump me up to 1st place to support Dion’s Dreamers ⛄️

#WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@RestrictedVids I believe it’s a called a handjob.

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@_MLFootball Great! 5 yards per carry, 8 yards per catch, 2 TDs, and a clear work horse! He was punched in the face on that fumble, what do you expect, him to be the hulk?!

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@BBQChiefs 119 mph reckless aggressive driving, causing a 6 car chain collision, injuring 7 people including a 3 and 4 year old. After the crash he fled the scene.

In exchange for this, next week @tkelce , you must wear the same graphic tee but with images of Taylor full frontal.

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@SholaMos1 Why is there shooting vid on my porn app?

SENDING PRAYERS CK🫶

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@_MLFootball A CHOKERRRRRR

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@EliotShorrParks Good to see Jason Kelce still hanging with the team.

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@NFL @BuffaloBills @hbomax If this same thing happened to Jenna Ortega- I’d use it as a milk substitute for my nightly bowl of Cheerios. That little Mexican girl ROCKS.

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@LakeOCally Heard he’s going by “Bill Croskey-Merritt” now. Trying to CMC it up a bit if you know what I mean. Taking him 1.03 most likely after that effort.

[Jake Zappia @jacobzappia]

How you move your Center of Gravity can separate the average arm from an elite thrower.

Here’s how it relates to velocity, and how to make it more explosive🧵