Jeremy Wheeler

By far the worst twitter-er you'll ever meet. Except that one time Andy Roddick laughed at my joke.

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@statedog Yes

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This #tonyromo presser was the strangest thing I've ever heard for a backup announcement. More of a retirement speech. #nfl #DallasCowboys

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Let's revisit 2002 #Election cycle when the most important controversy was who was the best host for #BluesClues. #TeamSteve or #TeamJoe ✔

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Damn it #JohnSmoltz why you have to break my heart with #Game6 #TexVsStl talk.

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#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG#OMFG #WorldSeries #tribe #RallyTogether

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I dunno what an Elephant and @RSherman_25 playing football have to do with #Pistachios, but i support it.

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@morggielovesyou twas sarcasm 😜

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@morggielovesyou my faith in you has been restored.

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.@morggielovesyou i get CMA is totally your thing, but how are you not watching #WorldSeries ?! #ItsLikeIDontEvenKnowYou #ISortaDontAnymore

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@BottomOfDeOrder snorted coke off a local on a pool table? How did i miss that?!

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Whatever happens the rest of the way, i fully expect my Chicago location to come in hungover tomorrow. #managementProblems #WorldSeries

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"Never make a decision that makes the other team happy" #JohnSmoltz is a helluva commentator. #WorldSeries

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@jaybrams @AaronConrad !!!!!!!!

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The quick hook may be just what the #Indians needed. #WorldSeries

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Damn it #JoeBuck why ya gotta bring up '91. My first sports heartbreak. #WorldSeries #GAMESEVEN #JohnSmoltz took it like a man.

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Sonofabitch John Smoltz just said irregardless. 😠

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Baez is working hard to become the new Bartman. #WorldSeries #CubsvsIndians

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#Zombies follow noise b/c they associate noise with substance, thus: easily distractable. So goes the American public. #NobodyForPresident

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@tacobell is to #foodporn as I am to real porn: everyone wants it, no one wants to admit it.

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.@zoecarnate agreed. We need a new narrative. Keep doing what you do: https://t.co/8Yu8iLWYJx