brandon thigpen

Recorder of Music | Watcher of Baseball | Eater of Tacos

[brandon thigpen @jaybrandon]

@VBInTejas 😆

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@xylauraz @BlueJays What in the Canadian Loonies…?!

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The amount of Blubaugh jokes that have been made in my household this season is wild.

“Your team’s looking to score some late inning runs? Too bad. Here’s comes the Blubaugh.”

It’s gonna be a long season.

P.S. I live alone. “The household” is me. I am a 14 year old.

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Update: The Yankees can hit singles now.

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@xylauraz 👀

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@tylercstafford Did you have issues with your 64s or are you just looking around for an upgrade?

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@ThatAstrosGirl Halal truck lamb over rice (no lettuce/tomato, extra rice) OR a thai red curry extra rice.
And then a bunch of coffee.. but not before the rice heavy meal. Has to be in that order.

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@tylercstafford 💀

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So much for this infield logjam

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@VBInTejas @darmondejean

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Draymond Green is what happens when you let an ugly woman think she’s a bad bitch for too long

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@xylauraz Yes. Amen.

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Super Bowl Winner: Sam Darnold

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“Can’t understand a word of this shit”

*Flips over to TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show*

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

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If I could go back in time and tell my Jr. High self that Snoop Dogg was going to become the face of the Olympics…

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I should have been cast for this Levi’s commercial.
#datass

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@xylauraz I don’t understand what “too much gochujang” is.

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@xylauraz @TexasTechMBB Yeah yeah

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@VBInTejas Cause it’s only 11 months away and I have a TON of movies to rewatch!