Jay Brightman

Often called the Oracle & always loved by friends!

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International cheese day. Ernest the parrot tells some very cheesy jokes to celebrate. Let’s eat some cheese #NationalCheeseDay #CheesyJokes #ParrotSoInstagram #FunnyAnimals #CheeseLover

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I’ve got it 🔥 He’s got it 😂 They’ve got it 🎉 …but do YOU have the FUN FACTOR?! 😎 Drop a 🔥 if you’re bringing the energy and tag your squad who NEEDS this vibe! Who’s got it? 👇 #FunFactor #FunnyVideo #ViralReel #Comedy #fyp

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The fun factor - the power of laughter #fyp #Funny #comedy #motivation #inspirational

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The evangelist of fun. I only understand happiness I can only tell people how to be happy. Don’t speed with greed and race to your fate. Slow down and keep your crown. Haste makes waste so do not chase. Be wise to stay alive and take care to get there. Cool your role to save your soul. Ease the pace to win the race. Think twice before you roll the dice. Break for yourself and chill the thrill but do not kill. Have strength to forgive for kindness is strength and laughter heals all. Go forth dear friends in the knowledge that you have the power of laughter and the fun factor #Happiness #PositiveVibesOnly #SpreadJoy #LaughMore #ChooseHappiness

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I’ve decided to save the planet. This is me on my new electrical tricycle. I do believe I can swap all my local car journeys to local electrical tricycle journeys. It has nothing to do with climate change, but everything to do with wanting to breathe fresh air, after all, you don’t poop in your own cat litter. I think I’m going to be quite a crowd stopper on this. Jay and his electrical tricycle, saving the planet and feeling very virtuous #ElectricTrike #bikelife #Ebike #jorviktricycle #quirky

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Scorchio - Bournemouth Beach - a fun time with Jay #Scorchio #Comedy #quirky #Bournemouth #fyp

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Weekend weather is Scorchio. Get your bathing things and head on down to Bournemouth beach. We’ve just got time to catch the weather #Scorchio #BritishComedy #Satire #Bournemouth #weather #fyp

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It is happening again. The Oracle of Jay gives his very reliable offering. Don’t plan anything until you’ve heard the word of the oracle. Just who has been chosen. Is there a bad day for an argument or incident? Which sofa should you really choose? Pamela in Woking, you won’t want to miss this. #fyp #comedy #funny #britishcomedy #OracleOfJay

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Time. What is time? Time to go shopping, time for up. I’m having lunch, my friends in Australia after the disco and my friends in LA but still fast asleep. If there isplanetary time what time is it in Galactic time? Does time even exist? Is there only now? Time. Time for a cup of tea #WhatIsTime #DoesTimeExist #Spacetime #DeepThoughts #TimeForTea

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Sloth and diligence - Jay’s 7 social media deadly Sins and Virtues. Including Jay‘s final thoughts. Which one are you? #DevilAngel #SlothVsDiligence #SevenDeadlySins #comedy #funny

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Dancing plague - could the next pandemic be dancing plague?
In a small kingdom in Germany between March and September 15,, 18 1000 people contacted dancing plague. 400 people danced past the point of no return and over 100 people suffered death by dancing.
So if you find yourself unexpectedly doing the Charleston the hokey Pokey or some bad dodgy dad dancing contact your local health practitioner immediately.
Dancing plague, don’t be a casualty
#DancingPlague #WeirdHistory #DadDancing #FunnyDance #Funny

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The off off BAFTA awards - who will get the award for best content creator - whimsical class. A reimagining of an imaginary award ceremony - #SketchComedy #BAFTA #Parody #Satire #FunnyVideo

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Betty and Mavis go for a drive. #DrivingFail #FunnyVideo #FYP #CarFail #Comedy

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Wrath & Patience - Jay’s 7 social media deadly Sins and Virtues. Which one are you? #DevilAngel #WrathVsPatience #SevenDeadlySins #comedy #patience

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Happy Birthday Jay - let’s have a great day. #Birthday #BirthdayToday #BornToday #today #JayBrightman

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Gluttony & Abstinence - Jay’s 7 social media deadly Sins and Virtues. Which one are you? #DevilAngel #GluttonyVsAbstinence #SevenDeadlySins #AngelOrDevil #gluttony

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Cooking with Jay, the protein shake edition. Just how do you make a delicious protein shake. What ingredients do I need? How fast do I shake? Jay talks you through all the complicated steps in the calm and efficient manor. #ProteinShakeRecipe #HealthyRecipes #ProteinShake #funny #cooking

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It’s megalomaniac Monday. So fill yourself full of delusions of the grandeur, enhance your sense of self. The world revolves around you and you were born to control everyone. You are the most important person, full of power and authority. In fact you’re indestructible. You deserve the admiration of all. You control the world, but don’t go too far remember tomorrow is humility Tuesday. Megalomaniac Monday, it’s all about me #funny #DelusionsOfGrandeur #MondayMotivation #MainCharacterEnergy #fyp

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12 books a year with Jay. January Asimov’s, robots of Dawn, a sci-fi robot detective story. February - deliberate cruelty, Truman Capote such an interesting character. March - Joan Crawford a woman’s face we love a bit of Miss Crawford. April - The tombs of Atuan the second book in Ursula le Guins Earthsea series. May - Liza Minelli - kids wait till you hear this. Liza says it’s time to tell the truth. Go on Liza. Can’t wait. What are you reading? #BookTok #Bookstagram #WhatImReading #BookRecommendations #BookLover

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Envy & gratitude - Jay’s 7 social media deadly Sins and Virtues. Which one are you? #DevilAngel #EnvyVsGratitude #SevenDeadlySins #AngelOrDevil #comedy