Jaycee Brammer

equal parts hot tea + sarcasm

[Jaycee Brammer @jayceebrammer]

“What’s your name?”
“Jaycee”
“Like the rapper?”
“Yeah, exactly. My parents are big fans”

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@CrumblCookies 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

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I’m NoT liKE OTheR GIrLs iF I GoT FReE TiCkEtS To tAYloR SwIFt I sTiLl WOuldN’T Go

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@HIMYFonHulu #stop

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@kennedinewman18 That’s what my old place did!! I was so shocked lol. It was neatly folded there waiting for me. So fancy

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they gave me a cloth robe at the gyno instead of a piece of paper. this is service. should I leave a tip???

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@Bethpark_1 🤣🤣🤣 I would simply die

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@chelsmgriff We just closed on a house in St. Petersburg, FL!!

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This entire thread is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen. I’m in tears 😭

[Sherri Turner @STurner4077]

I look at my mum’s old house on Google maps street view, the house where I grew up. It says ‘Image captured May 2009’. There is a light on in her bedroom. It is still her house, she is still alive, I am still visiting every few months on the train to Bodmin Parkway,

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@MichelobULTRA 95! For 95 calories

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@_KayLee88 Yes 😂 Like I’ve never had a desire to wear butter honey I’m sorry

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@GAWSEILLAC

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I know there’s like a little game playing or whatever but I’ll be watching that Britney doc

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@YoungKelsey @w13knauffj Same!

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@w13knauffj I just saw this and I am SHOOK. Like cannot believe it. They’re truly proud.

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@kailacward Omg I love this!!! So happy we could help 💕💕

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reasons why you should elope 😉https://t.co/VD5LxvwX1k

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no one:

me: oh my god look how cute my dog is right now

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we just dropped a water your plants podcast episode all about screen time and it’s SCARY.
go listen: https://t.co/1ibVqj1ngV

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@kailacward Omg thank you 😭😭😭💕💕