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[Jayc🍓 @jayceec1]

I just microwaved a fly. He survived and flew out of the microwave. He must’ve snuck in with my pizza rolls when I put them in for an extra 45 seconds

[Jayc🍓 @jayceec1]

Maybe with the hantavirus gas will be cheaper again… during covid the lowest I saw gas was $1.28

[LN @abernothing]

staying out of my own business for a bit. I don’t need to know all that

[Jayc🍓 @jayceec1]

@colin_1022 Please

[rockstar @cadefart]

they should start a rumor that there’s a soap shortage so some of y’all can finally wash ur ass

[Jayc🍓 @jayceec1]

@colin_1022 @ZoePickett3 @MaddieT4701 @GiocondaLauren @NepaTrue @amber5am @bridget3403 @CarliSherman8 @zoepickett_ @JoshMye06718030 So embarrassing

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

if i hear one more person tell me that tanacon had better security than the capitol i-

[Jayc🍓 @jayceec1]

@tanamongeau $JayceeCrisman

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

you've heard of elf on the shelf but haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door

[puff @rishipuff]

every day there are emails

[. @cathlindberg]

can’t stop thinking about this

[Jayc🍓 @jayceec1]

@JeffreeStar $jayceecrisman