jayce

thinking I'm a lot funnier than I actually am and around 25% of the time it can fall in my favor

✨25✨

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

"isn't a polygon those people who are in like group relationship?"

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Love you, dawg.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

You're telling me Cici's pizza has ANCHOVIES?!??!
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

There's a Shipley's not too far from me that makes "rainbow" donut holes so they're colorful for kids🥺

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

You're telling me Humpty Dumpty is A FUCKING BIRD

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

"I am a Powerade, not a Power Ranger."

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Steven Universe first aired 10 years ago today. It's a breathtaking show with so much love & meaning behind it & will forever hold much of my heart.

Crazy to think they had most of the plot planned from the first episode and took us on many emotional journeys along the way.

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Me "I didn't want a turtle at that age. -"
Mom: "you probably had one or them at that age."
Me: "nah, that was when I was a little older. Peace, Love, and Happiness, (their names) May they rest in peace.
Mom: "and History."

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

When I take a drink home from work, I'll let my mom have a sip/ some of it.
Today's was made a little stronger, and I handed it to my mom.
She made a sour face, and then said "I need a chaser," as she proceeded to eat a French fry as a chaser.

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

J- "what's the one like baseball, but where you kick the ball?"
Me- "kickball?"
J- ".....yes."

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

J- "Hi, have you noticed this freckle before?
....Also does it look darker to you today?"

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Not sure if I love or hate this photo yet so it's going her first lol

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Was helping a coworker this morning, and I was bent down right behind him grabbing something.
"Okay Drake, I'm right behind you, so don't fart or whip around real quick."
Drake: "I'm gonna do both. I'm gonna be like a beyblade."

I LOST IT
#letitrip

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Said goodbye to 23 tonight. Cheers to 24✨🥂

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

I can't stop thinking about the phase where (I was in middle school,) and before drinking and other partying of sorts became a thing, we had dealers that sold purely beer salt. It was like crack to a bunch of 12-13 year olds and those kids probably made a living.

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Oh shit I'm back on the Twitter train and I regret nothing

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

Standing up for what's right,
You see beyond the light.
Knowing what's true to your heart,
no matter what may part
You can grow in the dark.

[jayce @jayceejeenee]

It was my work holiday party tonight and I'm sad again this year I didn't take more photos but I'm so glad for the two I did get🖤 I love my job and the people I work with so much.