jaycee

i love Jesus. dead succulent count: 12. member of the beige food fan club since ‘99.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Things I apparently should not have said at work when I’m fighting to convince my coworkers I’m not a child: “Yeet” and “I was in 3rd grade when the swine flu hit”

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Same- but they’re 10.

[James Gorman @jameslgorman]

How am I supposed to teach American History 1 when none of my students have seen @HamiltonMusical? Every time I involuntarily put words coming out of my mouth to a Hamilton song (most days) and find only confused faces, I experience deep sadness.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Today a 5th grader made fun of me for watching high school musical the musical the series. “I thought that it was for kids…”

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Like seriously “my brother told me that in 5th grade we learn about boy and girl corn is that true Mrs Porter?”

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

decided that not enough people know that the first month and a half of the English curriculum I teach is entirely about corn…

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

I am the Chapman tire discounters sign changers biggest fan and I hope they have so much joy

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

@Chloe_Nussbaum It was far too close… I had a hand up before I realized

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Today one of my 5th graders told me it’s impossible to raise your right hand and squat at the same time.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Showing Schitt’s Creek w Wes…
Wes: Eugene Levy is in my favorite Madea movie.
Me: Eugene Levy is in my favorite Mary Kate and Ashley movie.
This is us.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Realizing that painting random stuff is my escapism makes the first 23 years of my life make a lot more sense.

[kayla @Kaylastagram_2]

@jayceeshel ???

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

I figured this one out…your turn: all he wants is a thumbs up from an old man and the man has a really ugly thumb and he finally gets it

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Occasionally I’ll have a vague idea of an obscure moment from movie I watched a long time ago and can’t put the whole scene together… a thread.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Today I was told that I look like Stacy’s Mom would be one of my favorite songs. Don’t get me wrong it’s a bop, I just want to understand why.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Today my students told me that I look like the type of person that would have a baking game on my phone..? It was out of left field so idk if I’m supposed to be insulted. What does it mean?

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

@soper_ben37 It’s the constant bringing others down for something that gives them joy for me.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

I’ve never caught a fish before. There I said it.

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

Ever find yourself wondering why people voluntarily teach 11 year olds? Our kickball tournament teams include “foot lettuce” “teleTOEbies” “Sandler, Adam” and “the underfrogs”

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

@wesley_porter16

[jaycee @jayceeshel]

is baseball over yet