jaycincotti

Apparently I'm an internet troll

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Not long ago I would have found this amusing

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

Why don’t we talk — really talk — about divorce? https://t.co/Q5ddywBFBA via @cogwbur

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

I finally get to see what all the fuss has been about. https://t.co/xFmK6h8sta

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

Former Cambridge mayor Alice Wolf, an advocate for refugees and LGBTQ equality, dies at 89 https://t.co/BkY3rHQiGL via @BostonGlobe

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

17 years. Happy Birthday Bubba. https://t.co/VlNXS3GfOJ

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

Oh Lou. https://t.co/scvFxp2qg6

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Amazing thread

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The only code you’re allowed to steal is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

[The Recount @therecount]

“If this is America First, then America is fucked.”

Take 10 minutes to watch Jon Stewart tear into Republicans for blocking a Senate bill providing benefits to veterans, including for those exposed to burn pits.

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

16 years apart, but I have trouble telling the difference. @ Us Captial https://t.co/v3C27zhaMv

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

Quick question, what would be getting transported in a dunkins tanker truck? @ Fall Branch, Tennessee https://t.co/y5zJXM6Y2s

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

I love you @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive.

Thank you!!!

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

Read this please…

[Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie]

My baby is in third grade. She lugs a binder of Pokemon cards to school to swap them on the playground at recess. Her socks are always mismatched & she wears a dinosaur hoodie. She's just started making her own lunches for school every morning (she's very proud),

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

This is worth checking out... https://t.co/qZucKkXMrK

[jaycincotti @jaycincotti]

I didn't realize I was doing this. Damn inter webs.

[Nigel C. Simon @NCRS_79]

May I please get two followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

#SuicidePrevention
1-800-273-8255

Just two. Any two... Copy, not retweet.

[Katherine Clark @WhipKClark]

Despite the seditious attempt to overthrow our democracy, we in Congress will fulfill our duty to ensure the will of the people and the integrity of our democracy is upheld. But the next days and weeks remain dangerous. 1/2

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump's reelection. We have added a techno beat SOUND ON #USElectionResults #USElections #USElection #USElections2020 #STOPTHECOUNT #EricTrump

[𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎 @MeliMels99]

Peter Navarro gets kicked off of CNN.
In a world full of Chuck Todd's, be a Jake Tapper.