Jay Cook

Husband. Father. Native Houstonian. Astros, Braves, Baylor, Tesla.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

SURPRISE! Gold medal stripped from USA and awarded to Canada after receiving two surprise late mail-in goals three months after game

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

If you still order food on Door Dash in 2026 you have zero right to complain about inflation. You’re paying $42 for a Cold Burrito because you're lazy.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@OleTimeHardball No! They got away from them in the first place because the Umpires were using it to gauge the strike zone.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout, he’s shakin’ me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.”

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@nut_history I was a catcher so it was a Johnny Bench model mitt.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to catch Ferris Bueller skipping school when you have to leave straight from the office to go play third base for the White Sox that night?

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@MattWallace888 Stop with the faux outrage. They are all standing respectfully with heads bowed. It’s not like some are off signing autographs while the Anthem plays. Some of them are not American anyway.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@Poptartpost @BonillaJL @NBCNightlyNews Factually, it is though. Remember it follows the NFL half the year.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@SSalisburyShow @SeanUnfiltered Well said. This affects everyone whose kid may get a Volleyball or Track scholarship. This could trickle down to Olympic Develelopment issues (the NCAA track and swim Champs are huge for those sports). This is far more than an old SEC coach whining about football money.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@bjeansonne @TreyWallace @Zigmanfreud He isn’t wrong though.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@0xJackPhantom @BarackObama This photo courtesy of the “no Kings” crowd.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@DbJared @keithdunn Congrats Laz !

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@jarvis_best No room for Celine Dione, Bryan Adams or Alanis Morrisette ?

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@TonyBroome81 @VBcoachInCali @BNightengale It may be a cut at the high end but lots of middling players will get raises. Also, it will keep teams from overpaying player.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@RiverOaksPrblms Do they really want it to be legal in TX at this point ?

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@Michaelmor75127 @JeffPassan Or they could just tax the deferred money over the life of the contract and not when it’s paid.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@SeanTPendergast There are 25 year old Native Houstonians who don’t remember it being operational. A little embarrassing that we haven’t figured out something for it yet.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@RGIII @McClain_on_NFL @CEKing_Football @2uperman2 Very fast, yes. Wind +4.0 so it won’t count.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@irshamericans @HoustonChron Tell us you don’t know what the County Judge does without saying it.

[Jay Cook @jaycook_]

@turiyatman @elonmusk That year was loaded so hard to say Shawshank was snubbed. Pulp Fiction was the hot movie at the time and would have been the alternative.