Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

CSPAN red zone moment

[Fox News @FoxNews]

SENATOR MURRAY: "Do you seriously believe there's abortion in the water, like some of the far-right activists are suggesting?"

EPA ADMIN ZELDIN: "You just said abortion in the water?"

MURRAY: "That's what some far-right activists are saying. That they have an audience, in the EPA, on that absurd issue."

ZELDIN: "I have not had a conversation with anyone at the agency as far as abortions in water."

"I don't even know what you're talking about."

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

Te wholsomest member of Chungress :P

[Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez @RepMGP]

My bill to legalize peeling bananas has passed the house! current law made it functionally impossible to peel a banana at many daycares but seamless to open a bag of chips-my bill creates a separate class for healthy low risk foods like peeled fruit and veggies and ensures day cares aren’t punished for serving them - when laws are centered on listening to people who are most impacted by them (kids, parents and daycare workers-rather than lawyers and big corporations) we get better policy!

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

May the 4th be with Darth Vladar

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

Contrary to what’s being reported on the news, Flyers still have Spirit

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

Shut up and dribble

[Variety @Variety]

#Jeopardy champion Jamie Ding slams ICE after his 31-day winning streak ends and says "I hope that immigrants can be seen in a positive light" under Trump's federal government.

“I kept hearing how [my run] was bringing people together, and I love that very much. I’ve heard people say, ‘It’s nice to have something positive on TV!’ As an immigrant and a person of color, I was able to become part of the history of an American institution. ‘Jeopardy!’ really is an institution and America’s turning 250 years old and the federal government is going after immigrants in a way unlike anything that we’ve seen in the recent past. So I hope that immigrants can be seen in a positive light too.” (via People)

https://t.co/uII4cxrlPO

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

“Sooo i did a thing😝”

[Jon Michael Raasch @JMRaasch]

New images of Cole Thomas Allen have been released by federal prosecutors.

Allen took a selfie 30 minutes before rushing Secret Service at the WHCD where he is shown with multiple knives and a handgun

[jo @miffymack]

this could be a sitcom cold open

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

Flyered up

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

An extreme fear of flight.
Flyers vs Penguins tonight in PHILADELPHIA

Based on Saul Bass’s poster for Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘Vertigo’

[Spinachbrah 🥗 @basedspinach]

https://t.co/QuyXntL8m9

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

TRUMP: “Kim Jong Un used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person.”

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

Ayatollah? How about I-a-tolerate gays #MIGA #makeirangayagain

[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

Trump admits we are partially fighting to homosexualize Iran.

“How bout Gays for Iran? They kill the gays. They throw them off buildings…. They (Iran) want us to keep bombing….”

-Donald Trump

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

@timburchett So you admit the strike was a bad idea? Comparing Trump’s mistake to Obama and Clinton’s mistakes does not make any less of a mistake

[Ben Jacobs @Bencjacobs]

Per the Epstein Files, Steve Bannon was invited to go out for dinner on Super Bowl Sunday. His response: "R u a commie"

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

@dieworkwear @justalexoki So in other words— he’s still calling him a gay mexican manlet, whether he’s “jabbing at the contradiction” or not. He described him in that way… so is he jabbing at his own contradiction? Just sounds like he’s calling him gay and mexican as an insult. Oh, btw “writer here”

[ArchaeoHistories @histories_arch]

In 1783, King George III asked an American painter what George Washington would do now that he had virtually won the war. The painter replied that the General intended to return to his farm in Virginia. The King was stunned. He reportedly said, "If he does that, he will be the greatest man in the world."

Throughout history, victorious generals almost always seized the throne. From Caesar to Cromwell, military success usually meant political dictatorship. The concept of voluntarily walking away from absolute power was practically unheard of. But George Washington wasn't like other men.

By December 4, 1783, the British surrender at Yorktown was past, and peace was finally assured. Washington commanded a powerful, seasoned army that adored him. Conversely, many of his officers were unpaid and angry at the inefficient Congress. They had the guns, the manpower, and the loyalty to install a new monarch. He could have been King George I of America.

Instead, on this day in history, Washington walked into the Long Room at Fraunces Tavern in lower Manhattan. The room was filled with his most loyal officers—men like Henry Knox and Baron von Steuben—who had frozen with him at Valley Forge and bled with him for eight long years.

The atmosphere wasn't celebratory. It was heavy with inevitable separation. Washington, usually stoic and commercially reserved, poured a glass of wine and looked at his brothers-in-arms with visible emotion. "With a heart full of love and gratitude, I now take leave of you," he said, his voice shaking. "I most devoutly wish that your latter days may be as prosperous and happy as your former ones have been glorious and honorable." He didn't order them. He didn't demand their allegiance. He hugged them.

One by one, the hardened soldiers wept openly. Washington embraced each man in silence. There was no pomp, no ceremony, and no speeches about future conquests. It was just a quiet goodbye between warriors who had done the impossible. Immediately after leaving the tavern, Washington didn't march on Congress to demand payment or power. He rode to Annapolis, Maryland, resigned his commission, and went home to Mount Vernon to plant crops.

He did the impossible.
He refused the crown.
He trusted the people.

By stepping down, he ensured that the United States would be a republic ruled by laws, not a kingdom ruled by force. He proved that the military serves the people, not the other way around. It was the final, and perhaps greatest, victory of the Revolution.
The world watched in awe as the American Cincinnatus returned his sword to its sheath, proving that character is the strongest constitution of all."

#archaeohistories

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

Clavicular was trying his hardest to not lets his ESTROGEN SPIKE after jesters stole his bread tickets so he had to calm down by getting taxpayer-funded bottom surgery💀

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

Dont even need to know anything about these candidates, the choice is obvious, being out of shape is the ultimate sign of weak will and gluttony. You do not want a weak fattie as your president.

[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

Patrick J. Buchanan identified the problem in 2002. Nobody listened.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

Happy thanksgiving to all of my fellow Americans as we continue to battle for the future of our republic.

[Don’t hate the Jayer, hate the Jayme @jaycrew420]

I'm like 19% serious about that last prediction. More plausibly, Elon launches the America Party and MTG is the first nominee. Seriousness increasing