Jordan Ashley

Small time publisher, big time dreamer, somewhat writer, factual weirdo. Georgia born and breed, UGA alum.

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

@BloomsburyPub hey when should we expect the Sarah j Maas preorder posters?

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

@SJMaas bravo 👏🏼 currently rereading Heir of Fire and just got to the part where Aedion describes Maeve as a "spider in a web" 😂 truly laughed out loud at a bus stop. I love finding all the little things we missed the first time around #rereadx8

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

@RAGEgame hey your game on "wasteland celebrity" won't let the elevator go up. Glad I can't complete a main mission... restarted the mission 6 times... #greatgame #absolutebullshit

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

@BNBuzz why do you hate me so much? I shop with y'all entirely more than I should yet your site never lets me log in. I hit submit and the page refreshes... EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I swear I will never understand
#sogrumy #yourpricesarebetteronline #Godforbidisavemoney

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Getting aquatinted to this city properly. ❤️⚾️ #sandiego #padres #petcopark #friarfaithful @ Padres Stadium San Diego https://t.co/Efg8RdTwIn

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

@ChrisjConrad_ I AM! and thank you baby! Miss and love you 😘

[Maria Ramsaier @MariaRamsaier]

My Georgia neighbor 8 a.m. this morning waking up our Auburn neighbors. #SECchampionship 😂

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

There truly is nothing worse than being told which what to drive when even the heads of hospitals agreed to "uneconomically decided decisions.

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Mom is a master bullshiter. It's sad. Nothing rhymes with orange you lying cuss

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Love is having your step dad make pigeon calls to you as a form of saying be safe/ I love you/ I'm weird too

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Dudeee I just had kimchi on a taco. What are life?

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Am I too late to make an "attack the fire nation" joke?

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Why is there something so satisfying about having red wine while you shower

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Direct sunlight: that helpful friend who points out all the spots you missed shaving

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Happy #BookLoversDay my lovely nerds 🤘🏻📚

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

HOW DID I JUST FIGURE OUT THAT "The Glass Castle" IS BECOMING A MOVIE 🙃🤘🏻

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

when I see someone going about their life without crippling self-doubt

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

Mom's in town. Jokingly I referred to my blistering skin as herpes. She replies "sorry honey that shit sticks with ya". Never miss a beat 👌🏻

[Jordan Ashley @jaydavxx]

I. Am. Burnt. 👹