Jayde✨

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Only I would ring up the RSPCA and report a snake in my garden and it turns out to be a toy one 🥴

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Todays hangover has reminded me why I haven’t drank in soooo long

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

@brad_stott1 You know it lovey

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Now that I have invested in a decent hoover I really feel like my life is together

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Literally blink on a Friday at 5.30pm and then it’s Monday again 🥴

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

The most effort I have ever put into fancy dress and ngl think I smashed it

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Does anyone else’s boyfriend chose to have a big fat shit just before you get in the shower/bath or is it just mine???

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Why is everyone having their graduation from last year and my uni hasn’t mentioned fuck all about ours 🥴

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

@MollieStott_ £3 lool

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

10 horses on the grand national and if I don’t win one of them I will be FUMIN

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

My social life 2 years ago was at its absolute peak and now it’s hit an all time low lool

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Finally in my final week at work and I could not be happier

[Chloe Hutton @chloehuttonv]

nosebleedfitz is the type of person you want at an afters

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Beatherder and mint fest booked so you better not let me down now Borris otherwise I will die thanks bye

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

2nd of November and my Christmas shopping is complete, I’ve gone mad

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

@JoFusco1 All of my feeds are full of them 😫

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Just bought my first two Christmas presents, don’t think I’m feeling okay tbh

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

coronation feet (parody)

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

Feel like I’m actually getting somewhere with job hunting now ✌🏼

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

@Emma_Jaynexox Honestly don’t know what goes through their heads sometimes 🤣🤣

[Jayde✨ @jayde_skye]

A customer squaring up to me over a couple of dips has been the highlight of my day